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Which Shen Twins meeting Liu Qingge is funnier?
A) You meet just the worst man you've ever met and it's hate at first sight, and then you meet his identical twin who's the nicest, sweetest, prettiest man you've ever met.
B) You meet the nicest, sweetest, prettiest man you've ever met and then he has an evil twin who hates your guts.
C) You meet the craziest man you've ever met who swings wildly between hating you and liking you with no rhyme or reason and find out like a month later when you mention it to Yue Qi that there's been two of them this whole time.
Gongyi Xiao, you will always be iconic to me because inventing the scenario of "SQQ is so heartbroken over LBH's death that he was put on suicide watch, which is why another peak lord (SQH) is with him rn." Based on nothing but vibes, rumors, and like one slip up is beautiful.
Gongyi Xiao, you will always be iconic to me because inventing the scenario of "SQQ is so heartbroken over LBH's death that he was put on suicide watch, which is why another peak lord (SQH) is with him rn." Based on nothing but vibes, rumors, and like one slip up is beautiful.
Actually think I forgot about this when he came back and it really adds layers to him thinking lb assaulted sy and that thing why he broke him out of water prison
he met sy during his widow era and it created an instant sympathy that was only strengthened when lb came back and convinced hua hua palace that sy sucked he went. Seems fake but ok and also you seem kinda like you suck and this seems to be why my sect siblings hate me now.
Actually if you put his perspective in context he really is funny as hell
“I thought Peak Lord Shen knew,” Tianlang-Jun said, bemused. “Hasn’t he been behind you this whole time?”
that trend with binghe
nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip
i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street
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The recent hot VS cold polls have made me realise that a lot of people have no idea how to cool down.
As someone from a hot country that's regularly on fire, here's some tips:
WATER IS YOUR FRIEND! WATER! IS! YOUR! FRIEND! You can transfer SO much heat into this bad boy! You cannot cool down without water!
Wrists under the cold tap. Splash your face and the back of your neck. Fan yourself.
In some countries you can buy a little handeld fan with a water sprayer.
Damp tea towel around the neck. Stick an ice pack in there on hotter days.
Half fill a water bottle with water, stick in freezer. If you use a bottle with a straw, make sure it's lying on its side with the straw side up and out of the water. When frozen top up the rest of the way with tap water and off you go.
Desperate to cool off? Wet T-shirt. Sit in front of a fan. This will nuke it, just don't get hypothermia and don't fall asleep like this.
Cold showers are also your friend in summer. Some people get psyched up by these. Personally, I sleep like a baby, so I'm good to have them before bed. Just keep in mind that it takes a bit of time for the cool to circulate, so your body will tell you that you're colder than you actually are. I find that when I have cold showers I need to step out of the spray when I think I'm cold... I'll just wait, and thirty seconds later the temperature has evened out and I actually need to step under again. Rinse and repeat until you maintain coolness even after stepping out for a bit.
If you can't do cold showers, turn the cold shower on anyway and just stick your arms under. When they're cold, lift your arms up above your head. The sensation of cool blood draining into your body is fucking weird and kinda unpleasant but less unpleasant than being hot.
Feet in a tub of water with ice. Blood naturally flows to your extremities when hot, so take advantage of this. If you don't have a tub of ice water, sticking a wet rag on your feet in front of the fan works too, it's the less powerful version of the wet T-shirt.
Drinks lots of water but make sure that water has electrolytes as well. Stay in the shade.
Keep air circulating. Fans don't actually cool rooms down, they just help transfer heat from your body to the moisture on your skin or the air via evaporative cooling.
Block north facing windows early in the morning so the sun doesn't get in. If you're in the northern hemisphere, this is opposite for you. Keep in mind that if your home is brick, the bricks will still heat up and slowly release heat into your home even after the sun goes down so this will only do so much.
If it's hotter inside than outside, close all your windows but two, making sure they're on opposite sides of the house/unit you're in. Point a fan out of one window, making sure that the doors between the rooms with the open windows are all open. This will help create a mini pressure system in your home, pulling cooler air in and pushing the hotter air out via the fan. Bonus points if you can get that fan high up where the hot air rises; even within a single room the top is much hotter than the air by the floor. Adjust the amount of open windows based on how many fans you have, but generally you want more windows with fans open than windows without fans to keep the pressure correct.
Obviously, use your common sense for these. Not everything WILL work for you, just use the stuff that does and adjust what needs to be adjusted. Some of these will be impossible to use in the workplace but others you can still use. Others are best used at home. If humidity impacts your ability to use any of these, get a dehumidifier if that's an option, or use more ice instead of evaporation.
Also keep in mind that the skinnier you are, the faster these will work. More fat means more insulation, means more heat, so you may need to be more patient with some of these or use them in combination.
Bringing this back for my dying mutuals
Shen yuan transmigrates into spider demon wife no. 378's evil abusive stepfather (trope so overdone by then that the only distinguishment is species atp) and not only does he get the chance to actually raise and love the kid but ends up accidentally seducing bingge who was originally after the damsel in distress
Pretty, old man spider demon sy, getting gentle-terse with Bingge over a marraige agreement Bingge hasnt even brough up yet, saying all these things about how if he doesnt treat his little girl right SY has the power to make silk trade agreements (sy has a monopoly) VERY painful for everyone involved. And the wives will all be big mad that the good fabrics are inaccessible.
Bingge, internal monologue: The Black Widow Clan Patriarch hasn't caught onto the fact that i'm planning to broach the whole widow topic despite falling asleep in his bed three times, and poisoning myself with aphrodisiac flowers in his presence at least five... truly, this is a most worthy wife. Our wedding will be legendary.
Shen yuan, internal monologue: My baby girl is head over heels for this womanizer!! (She has been sneaking off to fight her girlfriend for three years by now) oh, woe is me... i always knew this day would come. His bargains are ruthless, but i must hold ground for her future! I can handle a few lost legs if it means she's at least a protected wife..
Soup
Hot hot soup
fuck if it’s this easy why do they close the goddamn road for like five months shit
all outta soub :(
I work for the road crew in the summer. Crack sealing (the process you see above) is fairly quick and simple. (Though holding a hose that pumps literal tons of 350F tar into the road in the middle of the summer is NOT easy)
I think what a lot of people underestimate is just how much road there is in your city. And just how many directions the crew gets pulled.
For our city of around 50k people there are 8 of us.
Also, crack sealing is a wholly temporary measure, meant to slow the break-up of the roads, it’s not a permanent fix.
Roads tend to get closed for months on end because we have to tear the whole thing up, then, depending on the class of road, we either have to hammer-drill into concrete to lay rebar and the pour concrete, or we can get straight to paving. If it’s a road requiring concrete we’re required to wait at least 24 hours for it to set.
So after 2 days we’re finally able to pave. But the city allocates one (two if we’re lucky) 5 ton truck to transport material.
A relatively short paving job requires at a minimum of 60 tons. So that’s 12 trips to the asphalt factory and back. Each ton is around $80.
TL;DR
There’s a lot of road, not many of us, and soup is expensive.
Leave the soup men alone.
Leave the soup men alone, and go vote for people who will pay for more soup and more soup people
also be careful in workzones and obey speed signs and other directions. Soup men deserve respect and deserve to go home safe ;o;
say what you like about him but i have a lot of respect for luo binghe’s courtship methods. like he tried the “look what you’re missing out on” approach okay, he gave it a fair go. “look how cool and hot and powerful i am” is a straight up classic and he had it nailed down, he had his evil sword and dramatic poses to strike, he was locked tf in. but then when that failed to work he pivoted like a champion, going from his sexy badass persona to full-on sad kitten out in the rain, and i don’t think he gets enough credit for that. he is a grownass demonic emperor with subjects and presumably a lot of enemies looking for weakness, and yet he has fully committed to the untried and extremely specific “warbling baby bird” approach to wooing shen qingqiu. he is wailing and clinging to the best of his exceptional ability, all dignity abandoned, to get his man. that’s dedication.
'accidental' self-bondage 'accidentally' in Shizun's bed, maybe?
can someone explain what he's talking about i got distracted by his giant jiggling honkers badonkers
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This person has stolen my entire SVSSS oneshot and has broken it up into chapters.
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I have already filed a report. So, just know that this person is a thief and I would not recommend supporting them at all. They even locked their acc just to hide the fact that they're a thief. I'd highly suggest people check if they've stolen all their other works.
I even downloaded it just for proof.
Aro and ace activism is housing reform, is well-funded public housing, is an expansion of affordable housing, is allowing single people to get affordable and public housing, is rent controls to make it possible for single people to be able to afford to live alone on a single salary.
Aro and ace activism is healthcare reform, so that no one needs to rely on a spouse for health insurance, so that healthcare is available to everybody regardless of income, so that no one’s lived experiences or basic dignity are dismissed or overridden by doctors
Aro and ace activism is well-funded and expansive public transit, so that you don’t need to have someone on hand to drive you places if you are incapacitated, so that you don’t have to pay for an ambulance if you need to get to the hospital quickly
Aro and ace activism is disability and elder care services, so that no one needs a spouse to care for them, so that no one needs children to care for them, so that marriage is not a bind for disabled people, so that people on disability who want to and can live alone can
Aro and ace activism is community-building, it’s public events, it’s free social activities, it’s mutual aid, it’s activities that bring community members together without socializing relying on just a romantic partner
Aro and ace activism is developing a culture of believing when people tell you who they are and what they want rather than assuming you know them better than they know themselves
Aro and ace activism means a better world for people without “normative” desires or “normative” social support, which means a better world for everybody
You people are really making me regret listing ambulances on this post. I listed them under transportation because they are literally transportation, I want ambulances to be free and publicly funded, hence public, I was not suggesting that people should take the bus to the hospital
"Why are you assuming your guests' shoes are dirtier than your floors?" Because I just swept and vacuumed them before my dinner party, and you guys walked in from the street???