Chris Pine
Is there anything about this that doesn’t scream rent boy?
@fullmetalcarer - there’s a reason why we had a LOT of RentBoyJimKirk fics in the reboot fandom *g* - right when this photoshoot surfaced *g* (I sometimes miss that fandom)

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Chris Pine
Is there anything about this that doesn’t scream rent boy?
@fullmetalcarer - there’s a reason why we had a LOT of RentBoyJimKirk fics in the reboot fandom *g* - right when this photoshoot surfaced *g* (I sometimes miss that fandom)
new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police
I don’t understand this aesthetic.
neither do the police
language! (x)
long term effects of emotional abuse:
a distrust in your perceptions
a tendency to be fearful or on guard
self-consciousness or fear of how you are coming across
an inability to be spontaneous
a distrust of people and in future relationships
anger that bursts out unexpectedly
sensitivity to anyone trying to control you
tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system.
#“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”
I thought I was going to be fired because I just kept laughing. I also thought it would be funny to say lines that weren’t in the script just to make others laugh and ruin their take. – Lucy Davis
a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them
“i’m a nice guy, why don’t bitches like me”
well son, let me tell you about the birds and the bees. i have 100 birds and 100 bees in this box. they’re angry. i’m opening the box. they’re coming for you
#character development
I know who we all REALLY want to see in Disney’s live action reboots.
Did I ever tell you guys how I actually semi-officially changed the canon of this movie
Yeah I got one of the lead writers to make something canon with help from my roommate and his dad.
give us the deets
Ok so this all started with a fan theory I read on Reddit. Basically the theory was that since the only animals in the movie that are shown to be capable of speech used to be human, then any animal that can talk was at one point a human.
On Kuzco’s first night alone in the jungle, he sees a fly in a spiderweb. The fly screams “HELP ME” then gets eaten.
The theory was that that fly used to be human.
So my roommate really liked that theory and said “hey my dad is actually friends with the guy who wrote Emperor’s New Groove, he can ask him to confirm that theory for us.” (I’m not naming names here I don’t wanna get sued)
So a couple days later we get screenshots of my roommate’s dad’s email asking about the theory and the lead writer’s response:
“The fly is… Kuzco’s late father.”
My roommate’s dad: “is that canon?”
Writer: “It is now.”
So Kuzco’s dad was turned into an animal by Yzma, we assume, as part of her ploy to take the throne. It makes SENSE.
And that’s how I helped change the canon of a major Disney movie.
me: not today, satan
satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me
its scary to think about how clowns were also humans once, just like us
in the last ten years we’ve had more movies starring guys named chris playing guys named steve than we’ve had female-lead superhero movies