Telling The Story Of Tonight.

All of the trash and all of the fandoms.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[definite-human]

Definitely don’t go here and sign up for a free yard sign using a temporary phone number and disposable email account

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

[ohitsrainingagain]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

[rubyredwisp]

BLACK PANTHER (2018) Come home, Nakia. I’m right here. Stay.

[spockoholic]

yEE fuckin’ HAW

[owlmylove]

jenny slate’s sentences are the absolute only thing that makes me think hmm may be….. human intimacy + the mortifying ordeal of being known…… is good

[owlmylove]

me: i am an emotional air plant who wants for Nothing, i am fundamentally Unknowable and Untouchable

jenny slate:

me:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chrishemsworht]

Heath Ledger as Patrick Verona in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) Dir. Gil Junger

[what-even-is-thiss]

I would literally take the ghost of Ronald Regan with running mate Bill Clinton’s boner circa 1997 over Donald Drumpf do not test me

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yeah I’m a socialist and don’t like the current state of the democratic party either but if you don’t vote for Biden you’re literally taking a chance to drag the country a bit farther left and just ignoring it. I dunno what to tell you.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Biden would also be our oldest president. He probably won’t last more than one term. Do you want four more years of an actual wannabe dictator or four years of a 90s Democrat who can be pressured farther left if we try hard enough like seriously

[what-even-is-thiss]

[labelleizzy]

[runawaymarbles]

Biden: thinks the post office should exist and global warming is real 2020

[stevenrogered]

when even the one shared braincell can’t help you

Bonus:

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

This was peak everything

[kadywicker]

sometimes im haunted remembering that text post that went around in like november that was like “we had pandemics in 1820 and 1920 so we’re due for another one” like op are you okay what did you stumble on

[rorytelling]

A Statistics teacher in Gotham makes a graph comparing times when Bruce Wayne goes on long vacations with times Batman gets beaten up really badly by villains to illustrate to his class how correlation does not equal causation.

[kira-sucks-lawlipops]

Imagine Dick Greyson as a uni student in that lecture, loosing his goddamn mind.

[back-alley-hero]

The students come to the conclusion that Bruce Wayne goes on vacation specifically to beat Batman up.

[aenramsden]

Actually, if I were in that class and not in the know and wanted to find a causative link, I’d have it the other way around. Batman gets hurt, so Bruce Wayne - whose galas and parties regularly get attacked by supervillains that Batman always seems to wind up saving him from - decides to lolnope out of Gotham until the resident superpowered-loony asskicker is back in form.

[amuseoffyre]

REGIONAL ASKER EXCLUSIVE: BRUCE WAYNE AND BATMAN - THE TRUTH! Reports suggest Bruce Wayne sweeps his vigilante boyfriend off to exotic places to recuperate after saving another Wayne foundation event from destruction by a madman!

[valtsv]

fencing should be gay because it involves swords but it's actually homophobic because due to silly little things like health and safety considerations you have to wear a full body jacket instead of a loose white shirt with half the buttons undone to show a tasteful glimpse of chest and a mask that protects your eyes but prevents you from homoerotically gazing into your opponent's as you cross blades

[valtsv]

duelling, on the other hand, is gay because there's no dress code so you can be as homoerotic as you like, and it's also illegal, meaning it satisfies the legendary commandment to "be gay, do crime"

[boyapologist]

#2020 mood

[beif0ngs]

Hargreeves Siblings + text post meme

[kelgrid]

I’m at my dog sitting job in a pretty old countryside farm and the lady who does the cleaning up here told me this morning that there are old tunnels (now closed up) running from the house to the church (1km) and I did not want to know that

[kelgrid]

Imagine what could come from there? Ghouls, ghosts, vampires?

[kelgrid]

[eternalonging]

April and May were painful, lonely months for me because I couldn’t talk to you. I never knew that spring could be so painful and lonely. Better to have three Februaries than a spring like this.

- Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood

[eternalonging]

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

This whole obsession with wheelchair users struggling on foot down the aisle at their wedding or across the stage for graduation is 100% powered by ableism.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

“The heartwarming story of how one woman worked for 8 months straight so she could escape the horror that is being in wheelchair for a few short minutes to struggle slowly and painfully down the aisle on her special day.”

[feraladoration]

“the horror that is being in a wheelchair” bitch it’s hella better than struggling slowly & painfully down the aisle ffs

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

“Despite being permanently paralyzed, her one goal since her accident has been to walk across the stage for graduation. The whole crowd gave her a standing ovation and broke into tears when she dragged her paralyzed legs across the stage with the help of leg braces and a walker to collect her diploma, after which she immediately sat back down in her wheelchair, which she will use to move around for the rest of her life.”

How the hell is this an inspirational story? This person needs better goals. And a therapist.

[smoldragonborn]

They’re toxic in an even greater way because as a disabled person, I didn’t realise till I was reading this how much I had internalised that. I genuinely have had feelings of fear and shame about using a chair or a walker if I get married. And why? Because I’m constantly seeing “heartwarming” stories about disabled people who shed their mobility aids for that moment. Why the hell am I afraid of using them to get married? Anyone who marries me or attends the wedding will know I need them and love me regardless.

Bless this post for making me realise I’d internalised that shit.

[crittizen]

These types of stories teach people, both abled and disabled, that using mobility aids, especially wheelchairs, is inferior.

[margomoment]

here are some beautiful brides in chairs with dresses they ROCK. I know a lot of disabled ppl with internalized ableism think they “won’t look good” if they use their chair, but here’s some literally gorgeous gals for ur consideration

(that last ones cute as fuck and i teared up at it)

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Who needs a bouquet when you can be a bouquet?

[smoldragonborn]

I made my addition to this post in June 2019. Its now January 2020 and I no longer feel guilty about the idea of going down the aisle one day with mobility aids.

God bless the disabled community, y'all saved me from some internalised bullshit

[thegayemu]

This post floated by a few months ago, and I remember something to effect of there’s a difference between recovery and refusal. That is, like, I have a friend that suffered an incomplete spinal cord injury. He can walk again now, and I don’t think I’ve seen him use his chair in a few years. When he walked at his graduation, it was to show off his recovery. That he wasn’t quite ready to go through a full day upright, but he could walk across a stage, unassisted, and soon he would be able to do that every day. There’s also a difference in someone like me choosing to not use a mobility aid. My mobility is intensely fluid, especially seasonally. So, I would plan a summer wedding. And while I love my cane it can also be the biggest pain in my ass, so I’d want to just go unassisted. But that’s normal for me, at least right now. I can walk without an aid during about half of the year. It’s reasonable to assume I can make it through one day without it. All of that is different than someone that is fully and permanently paralyzed, that will never walk again, dragging themselves along because they feel that’s somehow better. Overall though, my biggest takeaway is fuck the media. Because disabled people should be able to make whatever decision they want without the media turning it into this grand inspirational story.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Disabled people should be able to make whatever decision they want without the media turning it into this grand inspirational story.

THIS.

[bifinmediasres]

Couldn’t pass up the opportunity to add my disabled joy to this post. Look at this love!

[aprillikesthings]

Taking the opportunity to add these photos of Jessica Kellgren-Fozard and her wife Claudia, from this twitter post. Jessica also has a youtube channel that’s primarily about disability and chronic illness and LGBT stuff (it’s amazing!)