meanwhile in gotham

batshit crazy

[oumu-omu]

Batfam: Oh sure we can! (track Jason)

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Bruce: You know you can stay, do you?

Alfred: Indeed, but I'm sure Master Jason might take care of them.

[fallen-jpg]

"sir, the children are misbehaving again."

[oumu-omu]

Jason: they never leave me alone for like 5 min

[anaxxkin]

This photo 😭

[abisalli]

redrawing old stuff pt. ???

[charleswaterloo]

bruce pulled such a classic batdad move i can’t. duke i’m so fuckin sorry bro LMFAO

[frownyalfred]

What everyone expects being Robin to be like: foiling mob meetups, high speed chases, helping Batman chase down suspects

What being Robin is actually like: “What do you mean you don’t know how to work the pivot table in the patrol routes spreadsheet? That’s basic Excel.”

[frownyalfred]

🎶 maaaaake your own kind of music 🎶

[frownyalfred]

Gotham cop: “Sorry Mr. Wayne, we have to put you under arrest for potentially being the Batman…such a silly accusation, right? Just cooperate and I’m sure they’ll clear up this whole misunderstanding down at the station.”

Gotham cop after grabbing Bruce Wayne’s wrists and realizing just how buff he is under all the suits and layers:

[ky-landfill]

It's not your fault, baby bird.

[batsyishere]

Tim rarely causes trouble, but when he does it's always a serious life or death kind of scenario

Duke is always causing trouble, but it's always the most absurd and silly situations you can think of

[arguablysomaya]

when Duke gets in trouble: Oh, Duke! [Shakes Head, Sitcom Laughter]

when Tim gets in trouble: the estonian prime minister is dead, bombs are rigged to the african union’s meeting, an alien invasion is underway, and elon musk has acquired another social media platform

[feyburner]

Cryptid sighting

Text:

Tim: …I can explain

Jason: Then explain

Tim: I can’t actually explain

Jason: Then why did you say you could

Tim: I didn’t think you’d take me up on it

Jason: Why are you in my house

[rad-batson]

The BatKids and Their Most Viral Tweets :D

Guess who just got their degree last week (me, besties woohoo)

[batmanisms-deactivated20240510]

after school ice cream run captured by one alfred pennyworth circa spring 2003

[dar-draws]

🎶 When there’s trouble, you know who to call 🎶

Happy 20 years, Teen Titans!

[ninalinovna]

the lost days

[arabian-batboy]

Stephanie Brown 🤝 Maya Ducard.

Being young girls raised by villain dads that wear purple costumes with the ability to turn them invisible and are also part-time annoying older sisters to Damian Wayne.

Commission by @writingtheworks

[arabian-batboy]

Stephanie: so how did you two become friends?

Maya: Damian killed my dad and one thing just led to another…

Stephanie:  *smacks Damian upside the head*

Damian: HEY! What was that for!?!

Stephanie: why couldn’t you start our friendship like that????