SKEWERS verb

adult human transfem with delusions of grandeur and convictions of disgust

[sadocanine]

Horny 30 year old trans women with bellies in your area need a cialis or two but they're just as good as the 22 year old girltwink and she can buy you lunch like twice a week

[meatpyke]

I think I've got some form of vocal dismorphia so I have no idea what I sound like but to overcome this I'm slowly gestating a tulpa of myself so I can uncover what my True Voice is meant to be

[meatpyke]

If you date an alcoholic who doesn't approve of your lifestyle you unlock a side quest called

Justify Your Lifestyle Without Breaking Up

which is nice cause you can use that to speedrun the

Revealing Trauma

questline if you don't mind the

Refreshed Triggers

debuff

[meatpyke]

if you are unkind to me

I will cut off, from you

small parts of my being

and

what once was soft embrace

will become, instead

jagged

my teeth growning in

to fill the void

I know I should inhabit

[meatpyke]

Listening to an old Coheed album and there's literally a mechsplo song in here...

Lowkey forgot about the space mech opera storyline

MAN YOUR OWN JACKHAMMER

FROM MY BROTHER'S BLOOD MACHINE TO YOURS

FOR YOU I'D DO ANYTHING/FOR THEM I'D KILL ANYTHING

There's mechsplo everywhere, for those with the eyes to see

[lilyblisslys]

I wanna say farm life sims are ridiculous, but honestly if a butch girl who ran a farm talked to me every day and gave me flowers twice a week I’d be sucking her cock by summer

[meatpyke]

I'd only last 2 weeks and she wouldn't even need a farm

or flowers

[meatpyke]

I'm polyamorous which mean I have 2 girlfriends who both wish I wasn't dating anyone else,

and like 5 friends that all wish I wasn't dating anyone at all, so I can focus on casual sex and really serious board games.

Gonna make my girlfriends kiss and make up

[lesbiansextoy]

I love subtopping, having a woman put a collar on you and then snap her fingers whenever she wants her pussy filled... the dream

[meatpyke]

I don't remember ever wanting to be any type of person when I grew up.

I had things I wanted to do. But I never had a vision of myself to grow into.

I wonder how old I was when I first thought it would be nice to get married in a wedding dress.

[meatpyke]

Reached down in my sleep deprived state to paw at pussy lips I forgot I didn't have

that's a new kind of damage

[hikari-ni-naritai]

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

[rainbowgod666]

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

[kirikomamura]

staff killed her for this

[angmallen]

WHAT she got nuked??

[resetium]

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

[resetium]

I wasn’t kidding

[heyitslucky]

[boobcareer]

"gock sounds stupid" ill sound even stupider choking on it

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

pro tip if u squeeze my throat until i go limp u can basically do whatever u want,,. ,

[meatpyke]

Mechsplo mindbreak montage to a fem vocal BOOTS reading and it keeps hard cutting to boots in the opening of the kennel cage door

[balljointed-succubus]

outfit that says "you can't tell me what to do" and body language that screams "god please Mistress tell me what to do"

[meatpyke]

the first time I had sex with a man I apologized for not having a vagina

13 years later I realized I was trans

...

now I only apologize to myself

[meatpyke]

Since starting estrogen, about a third of the people I've cuddled with now smell like HAM.

I do not understand this but it makes me hungry.