bird brain

meadow. 37 year old mom. fucked up t4t lesbo faggot. trapped in the midwest and not even in a hot way. will do stupid tricks for attention, please knock me up. #meadowrambles for personal or whatever haha

[amygdalae]

Wooooahdude I just found this out but you're heirloom tomatoes actually. Did you know this

[amygdalae]

Because you're so

[twentybrokenipodclassics]

[metamasoch-deactivated20250610]

*circling you like a vulture* would it boost your ego to fuck me like you own me? would it make you feel good about yourself? would it make you feel powerful? you deserve to feel good about yourself, don't you?

[soft-caramel]

heyyy i wanna see more bottom-on-top cnc. hey. riding someone forcefully. do you hear me. come here. whimpering and struggling while they get undeniably hard in you.

[pupsweets]

Can I come over and have you say everything you like about me 🥺

[xenasaur]

findom is so fucking hot in concept but in this economy? untenable

[xenasaur]

like the idea of sweetly cupping a girl's face and gently brushing my thumb across her cheek while I condescendingly explain that I know she worked soooooo long and hard for all this money but we both know that I deserve it far more than she does is so painfully erotic to me. I looooooove condescendingly explaining to girls why they deserve less than me while they whimper and nod and thank me for it. but I also would probably throw up thinking about taking money from someone when the economy is in this state

of course, I could get around that by findomming men, but then it wouldn't be fun. a real catch 22

[iamoutofideas]

you could tell the sub to rob a bank

[xenasaur]

be a good girl and put on this clown mask for mommy and don't forget to watch out for the bus driver

[crotchfairies]

you should let that significantly older woman touch you however she wants, okay? like, respect your elders, yknow?

[mostpeggablemilf]

does anyone even fucking play toys anymore

[soft-caramel]

heyyy i wanna see more bottom-on-top cnc. hey. riding someone forcefully. do you hear me. come here. whimpering and struggling while they get undeniably hard in you.

[toxintoy]

[thekinkycorvid]

would you eat a egg if it was left unattended?

what kinda egg and how was it prepared

[inferno-of-frost]

Deviled perhaps :3

[thekinkycorvid]

then yea sure

[mostpeggablemilf]

[mostpeggablemilf]

furry NIN be like: will you bite the paw that jobs you?

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the problem with being a knight errant girl is that there are just SO MANY neglected princesses in the kingdom & it gets overwhelming trying to rescue all of them from peril AND ravish them all. i don't even have a fucking noble steed. fuck me

[mostpeggablemilf]

fuck y- didn't you just say you were strapped for time??

[fishing-princess]

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

[aliceoverzero]

The first tags I see on this are absolutely inspired. Incredible pervert lesbian website.

[ubercharge]

after i finished this i paused and thought i don't have the heart to eat these women. but maybe you do. if you're hungry

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a graveyard because I’m dying to get in

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a zombie because its making me lose my brain

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a skeleton because I wanna bone

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a vampire or can it come out during the day too

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy Dr. Frankenstein because it’s making my monster come to life

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a werewolf because it’s in tune with the cycle of the moon and I want to fuck it

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a ghost because I’ve been searching for evidence of it my whole life and *turns to camera* this week on supernatural investigators, we think we’ve really found something fantastic

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a green witch because it’s in can ride my broomstick

[holisticdetective42]

girl is your pussy a jack-o-lantern because I’m transfem and- I’m not gonna finish this one

[mostpeggablemilf]

christ i need a new local hookup

[thedeliaishere]

okay whats the most princess fighter jet

[mostpeggablemilf]

it's without a doubt the YF-23 Black Widow II

just LOOK at her dainty poise!

[mostpeggablemilf]

its my eighth tranny birthday today :)

[sailatina3]

Lets all fall in love with ladies twice our age ok?