My stupid poser kidnapper wants to show me my missing person's poster but I don't think they do those any more and I kept saying this but they wouldn't listen until they wordlessly handed me a printout of a bbc article talking about it. They want to compose a ransom note with newspaper type but don't know how to buy newspapers as someone under 60 without looking suspicious. The other day I saw in the fridge a carton of oat milk with a home-printed photo of me obviously taken by them awkwardly glued to the side. I don't even get a basement. This is a one-bedroom flat.
the earnest but poorly prepared and funded kidnapper would like you to see that they're really trying their best to maintain your immersion!!
but they've basically resigned themselves to the fact that you're not getting stockholmed. listen, the economy is in shambles okay.
