bird brain

meadow. 37 year old mom. fucked up t4t lesbo faggot. trapped in the midwest and not even in a hot way. will do stupid tricks for attention, please knock me up. #meadowrambles for personal or whatever haha

[mostpeggablemilf]

referring to trying to hook up with a puppygirl as "im like a piece of tail the way im trying to Wag That Dog" only to find that none of the braindead little fags are well-read enough to get the stupid joke and getting bombarded with -2 reacts until i catch fire and die

[mostpeggablemilf]

me insisting at every chance i get that no, no, my alignment is neutral evil, im the evil member of the party, im different from all of you because im evil, "meadow why are you evil?" thank you for asking its because im evil

[memories]

hello mostpeggablemilf

[mostpeggablemilf]

hello mother fucker

[mostpeggablemilf]

anyways sorry to develop as a person with agency and narrative do you still wanna stick your dick in me

[mostpeggablemilf]

i keep calling girls sweetie and dear and yet no one's followed me out to my car yet wtf

[mostpeggablemilf]

sigh. another night at the sleeping alone factory

[mostpeggablemilf]

yknow when you see a girl who's just so unfathomably gorgeous that it takes your breath away? like you can't even stand to be close to her bc your chest is so tight? like seeing her walk away pulls all the air out of the room?

you're sapphicating

[tinyideastuff]

door code

[butterfly-sapphic]

I've never seen them break before until this

[catcrumb]

[mostpeggablemilf]

lowkey so glad people like you exist

wait,,,, that's so sweet,,,,

[mostpeggablemilf]

is she, y'know, a friend of blähaj?

uh, yeah, get her haj and she'll blä any of her friends

[mostpeggablemilf]

[mostpeggablemilf]

i could be having phenomenal sex right now but johnny capitalism is a dickless little BITCH

[mostpeggablemilf]

[mostpeggablemilf]

the pokopia event ending like They're Taking The Hoppips To Isengard

[mostpeggablemilf]

im just an awkward, perverted woman

[mostpeggablemilf]

progesterone horny isnt even about your dick anymore. like what is that Thang even doing in this equation i need to get folded up and Fucked Into. my erogenous zones are like a fucking shuffled playlist rn i dont know what part of me needs your hands. chaser dming me like "do you stroke it when you're horny" dog i barely gave it a squeeze