over and overture

beep • they/them • 22• quick reblog’s #1 fan for sure

[bold-baddie]

[mebkinz]

becoming polyamorous to have people to recreate the anne hathaway audra mcdonald raul esparza twelfth night promo pic with…

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[ilonano]

(knows nothing about a subject) I Should Start An Ambitious Project

[stella-draws-things]

[growingsucculents]

Legs

[sweetchimera-art]

escape

[sacrificethemtothesquid]

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[wreegis]

there was an incident at work today

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

Me: am I gonna recover from tuberculosis 😢😢

My Etsy tarot deck: 𝓼𝓲𝔁 𝓸𝓯 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓪𝔀𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓮𝓼

[gemfeathers]

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

[expyres]

Now You're Thinking With Portals!

[acidgirl]

this line delivery has lived in my head for 10 years

[acidgirl]

Just One Guy, Just One Spider-Man… -OR Woman?!? We don’t Know; ….forsure.

[shrimp-pulpit]

oh man that toby fox guy is fresh as fuck. i havent played his games but he got that goat milf so i know his spirit is of a pure sort

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.