Touch Fuzzy and Get Dizzy

[nonas-third-tantrum]

sorry i can’t come to the function i have to play devil’s advocate at 7:00 PM

[disterbia]

[stillnaomi]

using violence to liberate people from sweatshops, unsafe mines, and grinding poverty isn't the same as using violence to impose those things on people. the idea that violence is morally repugnant regardless of context is a belief that every oppressor throughout history would love for the oppressed to hold

[authenticstains]

[sexwitsockson]

[mattymouse16]

The best magicians don't reveal their tricks.

[officeshelpdesk]

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

[officeshelpdesk]

有一天，我们都会回首往事，大笑起来，不过，我们会以一种明显的中国方式大笑。

[officeshelpdesk]

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

[huffylemon]

why yes I have seen tinks

[pyreflydust]

You... brought her home, right? Called her owners? Did something to get her generally in the direction of the people who certainly must miss their daughter dearly?

[st4lker]

no they just took a picture for tumblr and then threw the cat down a sewer drain

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[furry-fey]

[poppin-pom]

A what…

[chipsah0y]

game of the year 2026

[leolaroot]

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

[ivanoyva]

What. What. What. What.

[leolaroot]

im gonna pop some.tag

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[clubcope]

[tenderheartedbrat]

[pipshinwhatever]

I can't imagine Taylor swift and her football player having a normal human conversation with each other sorry

[pipshinwhatever]

When they're in private I think they just blink at each other and every few minutes one of them says "wow babe that was a really good tweet"

[freesnooki-deactivated20220131]

[punkrorschach]

[gabethaoverthinker]

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl