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This time of year sucks.

Still getting over the ex even after 2 years apart fucking sucks, it was my first big relationship which doesn't help. Keep thinking I'm doing okay on getting past and something always ends up stabbing my stupid little heart. Doesn't help that I still see her every day... Just had to ask her to log out of my Amazon account (also why the fuck is she still using it) cuz I hate feeling like a creep when I get updates about her fucking orders.

That's what I get for having feelings.

I'm tired and I just wish I had someone to talk to about my stupid feelings

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tfw over the course of several years you put a massive amount of effort into posing photos to make yourself look taller than you actually are but then they give you a booster seat for your congressional hearing

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Dude, he’s gonna put you in the Facebook® Gulags when he wins the presidency in 2024.

korrasera

Or maybe, just maybe!, it’s a padded cushion that the Senate provides to people providing testimony since they’re going to be sitting there for literal hours at a time.

I mean, it’s not like ridiculing someone on the basis of their height demeans us or anything, so please, continue with your mocking.

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korrasera

Good to know, I didn’t realize you were the kind of person so insecure that you needed to mock someone for their height and then claim someone calling you on your bullshit was a Mark Zuckerberg defender to deflect blame.

I mean, you could always point out that he’s a heartless capitalist jackass that built a system that helped defraud the American people while making absolutely ridiculous tons of money by building his business around not giving a shit about our privacy, but sure, the real problem is that he’s short and wants to feel tall.

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korrasera

Oh, look, it’s someone trying to be clever by doubling down on being an asshole. I mean, you’re all like, “But! But! He carefully stages himself to look tall! It couldn’t possibly be that I talked some shit and someone pointed out that I wasn’t just wrong but also an asshole!”

“making fun of marky z being short is good as hell because he really does pose all his photos super carefully to make himself look taller than he actually is

it’s not so much the being short that’s embarrassing, it’s the hubris of having more money than god himself and still being so insecure that you feel the need to appear physically larger than you are“

I mean, it’s not a booster seat, it’s a cushion that the fucking Senate provides to people offering testimony because it’s known to take hours to give testimony in front of the Senate and once in a long while someone thinks, “Gee, maybe we should give them an ass pad so their ass doesn’t hurt as much.”

You need better comedy. Or better bullshit, I guess.

Where’s a gif of Jean Ralphio singing “Somebody’s not comfortable learning they were an asshole!” when I need one?

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korrasera

Still an asshole, but hey, I’m kinda stunned you actually came back with some good comedy!

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Just so I’m understanding that last bit… Megapope thinks people should be in pain in congressional hearings? Because… Pain affects testimony. It makes memories less comprehensive and more difficult to articulate, which is kind of the exact opposite of what you want in that situation.

Also, I mean. Short people deal with a lot of low grade stressors, and while I give 0% of a shit about Zuckerberg’s napoleon complex, I do care about to masses of short people who are now conflating their own height with being a capitalist fuckduck.

You can pick on him for non-aesthetic, non-genetic reasons.

There are literally thousands to choose from.

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