Mechanical Pencil Appreciator

Resident funny- thing :] I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul- Calvin and Hobbes

[mechanical-pencil-appreciator]

[tichelcain]

i like to think that stephanie meyer told herself “the worst they can say is no” over and over in the mirror before asking mcr about the twilight soundtrack

the worst they could say was not no.

[evvokers]

Villager in my build keeps getting into shenanigans

[aphractal2]

physical manifestations of health bar?

[vanished159]

spoilers for riptide 131 ahead!

Ya’ll I NEED someone to animate Clorten drunk driving on Ursus to that fucking “driving in my car right after a beer” song

That bit was so fucking funny, I’m so glad they got Ranboo back for an episode they did so amazing

[pandrintotheaudience]

I have found it

The image that depicts the riptide captains entire personalities perfectly

Please someone draw this as them hahaha

[inkfal]

Running from family and Searching for family, but they’ll find it again in each other and their crew.

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[frogfriog]

This is how Aurora introduced Jay and Chip to Ursus in my mind

[inkfal]

Drinking and driving!!

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

Just so we’re clear, if I point out that you did something racist, that’s not the same as me thinking you’re irremediably terrible. You did a racist thing.

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

You think you don’t do racist things, homophobic things, etc? You do. I caught myself in fat phobic and homophobic lines of thinking/speech just this morning. I’m fucking gay married. Nothing disqualifies you from acting in a way that reflects the society you exist in. We are obliged to fight it. Why not fight it in honesty and with camaraderie?

[askmeaboutmyoctopustheory]

Been seeing SOME people who keep knights say that Mercenaries are a naturally wild breed which is SUCH a dangerous misconception. The Mercenary breed is a domesticated knight who has been turned feral, often due to betrayal or neglect, and made to roving the countryside in bands. Many were once a castle-dwelling breed’s squire and can sometimes be re-socialized to a life indoors again. An adopted Mercenary can be a loving and loyal companion but may require longer quests and do well with unlikely companions such as bards or plucky heroines. It may take them longer to warm up to other household knights but don’t overlook a loving knight breed just because their armor isn’t as shiny!!

[but-a-licentious-prince]

Minors and ageless blogs DNI

I’m not sure if someone already made a post about this, but the idea of two princes meeting up somewhere and introducing their knights to each other like they’re dogs

“Oh a purebreed? Yeah mine was a rescue” (purebreed like nobility or smth)

“No, I wouldn’t get too close. He’s come a long way but he still gets antsy around new people”

“He loooves being outside. I can hardly get him in, he just wants to patrol the perimeter!”

And also maybe they do some freak nasty stuff like showing how obedient they are by following sexy orders or smth idk

[tasmae]

A fallen star, found on a lonely night

[sunderwight]

Not to encourage a scam kickstarter or anything but I think that tumblr's Clown Husbandry meme (and related offshoots like Knight and Wizard Husbandry) would be a great basis for a cozy game with some horror elements.

Like, you the player have inherited your semi-estranged Grandmother's Clown Ranch via her will. Disillusioned with the corporate drone lifestyle you take a trip out to see the place, and while it's definitely seen better days and has fallen into such disrepair that there aren't even many clowns left there, you smell opportunity and decide to revitalize the ranch and live the Clown Husbandry Life!

Your first clown is a Rodeo Clown inherited from your Grandma, the only clown she had left, and the ranch starts out with some obvious farming game themes borrowed from the likes of Stardew Valley and Story of Seasons. But as you progress you can customize the ranch depending on what kinds of clown you favor, and the actual mechanics have more theme park and zoo sim than farming elements.

Build enrichment for the clowns and attractions for the humans to come and socialize with them. Adopt your clowns out to good homes for humble profits, or make a mint by selling them for higher profit to more questionable buyers. Train your clowns to help increase the ranch's income via shows, parties, and festivals, or hone their skills as hunters and thieves and send them to loot the nearby city.

Different clowns have different inclinations and abilities, and you can breed them for more specialized traits down the line. As the story progresses you can unlock various Clown Dimensions where wild clowns roam, these dimensions are all suffering from some hardship though. Help them with their problems to access new clown types and functions, such as humanely releasing unwanted clowns, traveling to new markets to put on shows, or pleasing the Clown Gods to receive blessings.

Watch out for the Scary Clown breeds in the wild (think Pennywise). They can and will kill you if given the chance, but a skilled enough Clown expert may be able to tame even the most terrifying of encounters, and perhaps find room on their ranch for these misfit predators...

And then ideally there are sequels where you do the same thing but with Knights or Wizards or Henchmen or etc.

[calistozom]

Make your granpa more granpa-ier.

...He deserves to have the most majestic beard

[milomumbles]

drawing myself #my self

[punkitt-is-here]

you play the new deltarune chapter and they do the mike thing again but this time its just different dess designs. do you see the vision