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FIC MASTERLIST:
Marvel/DC
Spiderman/Deadpool: I'm Here For Your Entertainment - Valentines Day fic *NSFW* (ao3)
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Kinnporsche: The Series
Vegas/Pete: Stoplights *NSFW* (ao3)
Tankhun: Everyone's Love But My Own *includes vegas/pete NSFW scene but most of the fic is focused on tankhun* (ao3)
Kinn/Big: I Remember (And It Will Be My Undoing) *slightly NSFW* (ao3)
Tay (with a Vegas/Pete/Tay twist): Nothing Without You (Or Maybe Because of You) *NSFW* (ao3)
ArmPol: The Honeymoon Suite *NSFW* (ao3)
KimChay: I Would Forgive You (If You Could Ask) (ao3)
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Six of Crows
Wylan/Jesper: Belonging (Without the "Be") - WIP (ao3)
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The Shadowhunters Chronicles
Emma/Julian: Every Morning (tumblr)
Emma/Julian: Shades of You and Me *NSFW* (tumblr, also on ao3)
Gwyn x Diana: The Gift (tumblr)
Haline + Sizzy: Thursdays (tumblr)
Heronstairs: Kissing Lessons *NSFW-ish* part 1, part 2 , & part 3 (tumblr)
Kieran/Mark/Cristina: Date Night (tumblr)
Kit, Lucie, James, Mina: Heaven Sent (ao3)
Kit/Ty: Keep Up! - 5+1 things (ao3)
Kit/Ty, Livvy: One Question - Livvy's alive AU (ao3)
Kit/Ty: All The Ways You've Changed - WIP (tumblr - List of all chapter links) (moved to ao3)
Magnus/Camille: Life's Finest Pleasures *NSFW* (tumblr, also on ao3)
Mark & Kit: Just So You Know (tumblr)
Will Herondale/Tessa Gray: I Dare You (tumblr)
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Supernatural
Destiel: Cas, Cassie, Castiel *NSFW* (ao3)
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Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
Link/The Yiga Clan: The Icarus Complex *THIS IS AN INCREDIBLY NSFW NON-CON DEAD DOVE FIC. FOR A FULL LIST OF TAGS CHECK THE A03 LINK BUT IT'S PRETTY BAD!!!*
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9-1-1
Buck/Eddie: Anaesthesia (ao3)
Buck/Eddie: No Big Deal (ao3)
Chris/Harry, Buck/Eddie: New Years and Old Friends (ao3)
Buck/Eddie: First Comes Divorce *slightly NSFW* (ao3)
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Percy Jackson/Heroes of Olympus
valgrace: Know Your Worth (tumblr)
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The Locked Tomb
Gideon/Coronabeth: Boredom, Spiders, and Gideon Nav *NSFW* (ao3)
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**i'll happily write a pairing more than once, just ask :)**
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CURRENT WIPS THAT HAUNT ME DAILY:
All The Ways You've Changed - A KitTy fic from The Shadowhunter Chronicles
Belonging (Without the "Be") - A Wylan/Jesper fic from Six of Crows
Nora Holleran's Home For Wayward Gay Princes - A RWRB and Young Royals crossover
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QUIZZES I'VE MADE:
"what does magnus bane think of you?"
“which mlm movie should you watch?”
"would i, a completely irrelevant tumblr guy, like you?"
Post canon Toph who doesn’t want to go back to her shitty parents so she just decides to stay in the Fire Nation and bum off Zuko’s hospitality.
Zuko’s like no, yeah, I totally get it, and just makes her one of his advisors. At first it’s just so she has a good excuse to stay but after the first meeting Toph storms out shouting about how EVERYONE was lying why would you even need to lie about what kind of tea you want??
Zuko: I mean they’re politicians…..but also who, and when, and in what way
They make a subtle Morse code system so Toph can warn him when someone is lying to him without tipping anyone off that she can sense lies.
Zuko gets a reputation for somehow being both extremely socially inept and yet somehow disgustingly perceptive?? You can’t get ANYTHING by him???
#my lord what EXACTLY is ms Beifongs role in these meetings #a nervous nobleman asks after the third time she interrupts them with stupid commentary #zuko with perfect deadpan: she’s my scribe
ilya should get injured and have to be on rest and this means no more athletic sex and they still tried to do it with shane on top but that hurts too and they’ve had a long week and they’re both tired so shane says “please baby let me take care of you” so he sits behind ilya and just starts jerking him off, nothing too fancy, nice and slow. meanwhile ilya is begging shane cause he’s going sooooo fucking slow and it’s mind meltingly good and his hips keep jumping up in these little aborted thrust so shane has to put his thigh over ilya’s legs to remind him to be still and ilya’s still begging shane please please wanna fuck you need your hole and shane isn’t going to cave on that either so he puts his big fucking hand over ilya’s mouth which is when ilya realizes how huge his hands are and he’s got his whole lower face trapped in this fucking mitt to keep him quiet and if it’s maybe cutting off a little of his air then that’s okay too cause suddenly things are hazy and he feels so fucking good and he cums so long and so hard and then he gets to stay there in shane’s embrace while his brain reboots cause what the fuck was all that
After Shane takes a photo with the girls from the aquarium they post it online mentioning how he was there with his baby.
The post gets a bit of traction and eventually the media gets a hold of it.
At his next press conference one of the reporters decided to bring it up.
Reporter: Shane do you have any comment about the recent post showing you on a family outing with a baby?
Shane: uhhh, baby?
R: yes at the aquarium
S: oh you mean Arthur?
R: yes, sure. Do you have comment on who the mother of the child is?
S: Jackie
R: Jackie Pike?
S: yeah???
Obviously the internet explodes discussing how the Shane Hollander has just admitted to having an affair with his best friend’s wife that resulted in a baby! Until Shane had to clarify that he isn’t the father of the child, he was just fulfilling his uncle duties that day.
Hayden also had to say that he was *with Shane* at the time the photo was taken and that the girls asked him to hold “Shane’s baby” so that they could take a photo him with. The Shayden shippers are very satisfied by this and now have enough content to keep them going for 3-5 years.
this is my favourite gif of all time. everything about it. shane running one hand up Ilya’s side, his other in his pants. breathing heavily into ilya’s mouth, eyes roaming over his chest.
ilya doing the most dramatic and slow arch to show off as he takes his shirt off in the most slutty way ever. stretching his arms high to also show off.
finally threw away the crusty pillow i have had for way too many years and i genuinely feel disproportionately upset about it. wish me luck on my search for a replacement Good Pillow
It really says something that a lot of monogamous people consider polyamorous and aromantic to be "opposites" but every polyam person I know took one look at aromantics and said "they're just like me for real"
Poly folks x aro folks in the sense that "alloromantic heterosexual monogamous people view love and sex as an entirely different entity than me, and that makes life kinda strange"
“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”
