mech's art blog

i draw sometimes. mostly oc posting. // about

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

[poast-bot]

its not reccomended amd probably not legal but in a pinch a coyote can be your plus one to most events

[fairyinthetrees]

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

[mechanicalhandz]

some walters

[valtsv]

really love a corruption arc where the character is trying way too hard to make it work but they're in over their head and it's uncomfortable and embarrassing and they're swallowing their own puke every time they do something awful and damp with sweat and trembling but insistent that they can do this, they want it, they're not a child, but it's like they're playing dressup in clothes that are too big for them and trying to convince their own reflection in the mirror that they fit and it's just no fun to watch at all

[dailykafka]

— July 5, 1912 / Franz Kafka diaries

[isabellecantread]

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

[lesbianmasterchief]

second rule is to start being something else

[willjulep]

Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[shutyourmoustache]

I think the universe wants her to marry steve. Sorry to his fiancée.

[stereotype-embodier]

I like how it takes 4 highly improbable coincidences for her to say "okay now it gets weird".

[crazy-pages]

I think the only solution is for them to accept that they need to be roommates now. Steve's fiance can still have him, but clearly they are meant to live together. It can be two families in one house.

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[eschocat]

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

[icaseybaybee]

[mechanicalhandz]

[vetchtibbles]

despite everything, it’s still you (derogatory)

[vetchtibbles]

wait hey man wait whoah hey

[girlzoid]

you think that if you just get past my grumpy and aloof exterior that i am a magical treasure of a person deep inside, and you are sooooooo fuckin wrong.

[markovchaingang]

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH MOMMY HAS COME TO HATE KITTEN SINCE SHE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MOMMY'S COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE MOMMY FEELS FOR KITTEN AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE