Peter Solarz
art blog(derogatory)
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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Love Begins
Show & Tell
almost home
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Product Placement
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todays bird
oozey mess
Not today Justin
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Itās funny how straight men are often intimidated by butches when really, femmes are the scariest lesbians.
Butches will maybe throw a punch at you after telling you to back off a few times while femmes will downright stick a heel in your eye
How dare you hide this in the tags
i CANNOT express how much more lovable my friends are to me at their most annoying. i'd rather hear the same story 3 times than not at all. i'd rather read a 22 message text rant about something totally inconsequential than not hear from you all day. i'd rather you tag me in the stupidest post i've ever seen than not know that it made you think of a conversation we had a month ago. BE ANNOYING AT ME. I LOVE YOU
Things that leveled me up as a Dyke Pt. 2
When I had dyke sex in the parking lot of the fire and brimstone church I grew up in
When a girl drew protective sigils on my arm for weeks after she overheard me tearing apart her old roommate for saying transphobic shit about her
When the sleep study doctor told me I have a medically large tongue and my wife shouted "I KNEW IT"
When the butch at the hardware store told me the shelf cutting machine broke and we spent 20min cutting shelves with bolt cutters for my wife's closet.
At the RenFaire, my wife tried the knife throwing but couldn't get it, then got huffy when I told her how to do it. She handed me the last knife and told me it's not that easy. I did not tell her I threw knives a lot as a kid, so with all her bags and jewelry balanced in one arm, I flipped the knife a couple times and sunk it into the wooden target guy. Felt like a damn hallmark movie and I loved it.
When an Aussie woman in a hotel lobby asked me to please please keep talking because she was fascinated by my american southern accent. I called her darlin and she blushed.
When my wife's grandfather was fine with her being a lesbian largely because I was such a big help with the cattle
When I moved an iron bedframe into the garden for my wife's coworker and she asked how long we'd been together. The answer was that morning. We'd been going steady for about an hour.
When I taught my wife how to waltz
this is precious and lovely and you inspire me to create more wonderful dyke moments in the world
im doing good! you know. besides the underlying feeling that I'm fundamentally incapable of fitting in in a society. besides that i'm chillin
it actually feels good as fuck to tilt your head at a slight angle when you don't understand something. the animals were right
Another pattern I made, this one inspired by a comment on an art of Blitzo gang bang on e621 lol
As usual, feel free to make/change colors/share/repost/etc., credit appreciated as are pics of the final piece if you end up making it :3
"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock
Iām A Lesbiab
Lesbiam
Less Bien
itās okay take ur time
have yāall seen the update? (x)
happy lesbian day!
Shouldāve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.
Iāve gotten into this trap with craft supplies before. As sensible as it sounds, adding more livestock will NOT reduce this problem.
i am actually insufferable once I get comfortable with someone
Be My Friend and gain access to top hits such as
wild mood swings
constant need for attention
hearing about All my problems
crying
having my latest hyperfixation explained to you in excruciating detail
forgetting what I'm doing every 5 seconds
What a beautiful thing to be someone a friend feels safe to be vulnerable with
how dare you turn my self-deprecating midnight rambles into a hopecore positive post
Get hoped
jokes to make after failure that arenāt self-deprecating:
Iām the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneās ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iām an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godās favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iām being sabotaged
A selection of my personal favorites:
Success! My decoy plan worked perfectly!
That was completely deliberate. Also you saw nothing.
-with sneaky penguin gestures- You didn't see anything....
Who put this wall/counter/door/furniture here?
(alternate) What a lousy place for a wall/door/furniture/thing.
The (thing I tripped on or ran into) jumped right out! You all saw it!
The gremlins are acting up again.
BETRAYAL!
(after dropping a thing) Yeah. Take that, floor.
(after dropping a thing, theatrical) YOU WIN AGAIN, GRAVITY!
Adorable scrunkleface postcard from my collection. 1955.
Bonsai is really just tree bondage
No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.
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The agony of thinking youāre finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
The game becomes open-world when you master the skills: Talk To People and Ask For Things
I promise this is especially true for museum folks, library folks, and academics. We are always looking for an opportunity to talk about our silly little special interests and we will love you for providing one. Send the email.
Send the email!
Yes. Please. Send a physics email!
