Mech pilot Bridget

Hey, I'm Bridget, corporal of my unit and pilot of S313-N3, what do you need from me?

[mechpilotbridget]

hey morons, I’ll keep this quick because I don’t have much time to waste, the name’s Bridget, Bridget Nora Moreen, but you can just call me corporal Bridget, I’m the highest ranking soldier in my squad and the second in command to the lieutenant along with the head mechanic at site 7982

there’s a good chunk of androids on the site so if you want to talk to them, feel free, in my unit there’s

HRP-382: A.K.A Lana, more reserved than the others, but rather nice, bit of a nerd

HRP-276: A.K.A Solphi, she’s a pain, far too flirty and I’m pretty sure she’s running inappropriate content in the background

HRP-183: A.K.A Astrid, way too into retro tech, talks in ways I can’t understand, massive brat and probably a masochist

My mech Selene is the only friend I need, even if she ain’t the talkative type, though you other folks ‘round here could be decent company, so with that in mind, welcome to camp

I got nothin better to do while on my breaks than to listen to y’all’s so feel free to shoot whatever questions you want, it is nice to have some human interactions I suppose…

[roboroxxane]

{what do you mean robots aren’t meant to develop feelings for their mechanics?}

{how am I supposed to look at a woman who digs around in my ports every week and rearranges my insides and say she’s just a friend}

[mechpilotbridget]

Every single robot I’ve seen has been like this, why can’t you just be normal…

[acerby]

I'm pilot/handler posting again.

[comfybutter]

every polycule has the:

dissociated snuffbait doll girl

compulsive liar foxgirl

abrasive girl who deals with shit by pretending to be aloof and mysterious (the yukari)

[akirathedoll]

My feed feels awfully targeted lately…

[littletransfoxnsfw]

Thanks… now mine does too

[mechpilotbridget]

cool… I guess I’ll just have to finish the group, huh?

[mechpilotbridget]

Selene needs a thorough tuneup but she won’t let any mechanic other than me open her hood

like, the loyalty is flattering but I’m booked for tuneups, any of yall know how to make your mech less shy ‘round other mechanics?

[mechpilotbridget]

”hostile work environment” sis we’re in an active war zone, just pick up the damn gun

[mechpilotbridget]

I called a HRP a “pile of scrap” and her facial display started blushing… I don’t get paid enough for this… I miss being a PFC…

[mechpilotbridget]

I’m working overtime with the recruiter…

how do I explain to 57 of the applicants that fornication with the HRPs and mechs is prohibited on company time?

what they do off the clock is none of my business, but I’ve caught at least twelve tourists ogling the humanoid robot pilots

[alera21]

Objectum that has it down bad for a specifec building: do you have anything about the size of [object of desire]

Mech corps recruiter: that seems like an oddly specific request

[mechpilotbridget]

yeah… I can check what we have in stock

[roboroxxane]

{I don’t know much about mech pilots but I do know that their suits are lucky} {I wish a woman would climb inside of me}

[mechpilotbridget]

you damn androids are too horny for your own good

[mechpilotbridget]

HRP-175 overheated because my vest button broke and fell open during routine maintenance…

if her reaction wasn’t kinda cute, I’d send her clanker ass to the scrap pile

[wafffle-iron]

robotgirl that is perfectly capable of speaking normally but reverts back to dial up noises when it's flustered with no other changes in its behavior

[mechpilotbridget]

reminds me of a few gals in my unit…

[mechpilotbridget]

got an android pilot added to my unit, damn thing acts like it’s one of us humans

is it such a radical concept for a machine to act like a machine? I’ve had to preform five different tune ups on the infantry bots because they tried things no droid should even be capable of

plus why the hell do some of them moan when i dig around in their undercarriage? I swear all these autonomous bots are going to drive me insane