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nearbelfast:
“ ALL OF THEM? ” it’s a grand statement to make by any measure and daisy makes an effort not to balk at it. “ how many have you got? ”
“One, five...” Charlie shrugged, the picture of forced nonchalance. “What’s the difference, really?”
hi hi hi popping into ooc real quick to say I’m working on icons so I probs won’t be using any for the next few days
cfendings:
‘i don’t know what you’ve heard, but when an ACTRESS like me finds a shady gent like you, she usually ends up DISAPPEARING.’
“Actually, if a gent like me goes looking for a dame like you, it’s usually because she’s already disappeared, or worse. But I guess a little extra fear never hurt nobody.”
mxthermaggie:
“Aren’t you fucking edgy.”
“I hate that fucking word.”
365 days of richard madden: day 131
history of the entire world, I guess starters (pt 2)
❛ Wanna get enlightened in the middle of no where ? ❜
❛ Surprise ! You’re the new Roman Emperor. ❜
❛ They go north, from the north to the northern north. ❜
❛ They also invade some other places and get called many names. ❜
❛ Ok, fair enough. ❜
❛ It’s actually Germany, but don’t worry about it. ❜
❛ Christianize all the kingdoms ! ❜
❛ Which brand would you like ? ❜
❛ Mine’s better. ❜
❛ Time to conquer England. ❜
❛ It’s a bird ! It’s a plane ! It’s the Seljuk Turks ! ❜
❛ Yes, I do actually want to do that. ❜
❛ They did many crusades, some of which almost didn’t fail. ❜
❛ Look at those mounds. ❜
❛ I always wondered how to build a town in a cliff. ❜
❛ I bet that will last a long time. ❜
❛ Is it Tonga Time ? I think it’s Tonga Time. ❜
❛ He’s so rich, he’s going on tour to let everyone know. ❜
❛ Wow, that guy’s rich. ❜
❛ Please remain Christian, we will check in later to see if you’re still Christian when you least expect. ❜
❛ Whoops, half of Europe just died. ❜
❛ It’s kinda like a rebirth. ❜
❛ So you think you can conquer the Byzantine Empire ? ❜
❛ Oops, you missed a spot. ❜
❛ What ? That’s bullshit ! ❜
❛ Well I guess we’ll have to find another way to India. ❜
❛ said Christopher Columbus, probably smoking crack. ❜
❛ Nah, don’t worry we already got this. ❜
❛ So he sails into the ocean, and discovers more ocean. ❜
❛ (name) wants to make Russia great again. ❜
❛ Do you sin ? ❜
❛ Now you can buy your way out of Hell. ❜
❛ That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. ❜
❛ Here’s 95 reasons why. ❜
❛ But they pillaged it anyway. ❜
❛ We gotta start pillaging some stuff. ❜
❛ Question one: can you get to India through North America ? ❜
❛ No, but at least there’s beaver. ❜
❛ That’s not a question. ❜
❛ (name) and (name) are having a friendly discussion about who should control the entire world. ❜
❛ More specifically: Ohio. ❜
❛ ‘Fuck you !’ says America. ❜
❛ Let’s overthrow the palace and cut all their heads off ! ❜
❛ No, don’t. ❜
❛ Why didn’t we think of this before ? ❜
❛ Luckily they banished him to an island, but he came back. ❜
❛ So (name) tried to get them addicted to opium, which worked, actually. ❜
❛ That’s just where he lives. ❜
❛ Technology is about to go crazy ! ❜
❛ It’s bad, they decided. ❜
❛ Well blame something on them and go to war ! ❜
❛ Now we’re in business. ❜
❛ It’s gonna be a great war, so great we won’t need a second one. ❜
❛ It just seemed like the right thing to do. ❜
❛ The economy’s great and it’ll probably be great forever ! ❜
❛ They should probably just deny it. ❜
❛ Finish him ! ❜
❛ Seems legit. ❜
❛ I’m going to starve myself in public. ❜
❛ Wow, that worked ? ❜
❛ What’s on the menu ? ❜
❛ They’re having a friendly debate over which economic system is good and which one is an evil virus of satan. ❜
❛ They both have atom bombs. ❜
❛ Fight ! wait, no that would be the end of the world. ❜
❛ Let’s just keep it cool and spy on each other instead. ❜
❛ I’ll race you to space ! ❜
❛ That might keep happening. ❜
❛ I bet they’ll remember that. ❜
❛ Wanna learn everything ? ❜
❛ Whoops, the economy just crashed. ❜
❛ Don’t worry the big banks won’t fail because they’re not supposed to. ❜
❛ Surprise ! Flying robots ! With bombs ! ❜
❛ Wanna print a brain ? ❜
❛ Some people have no friends. ❜
❛ Some people have no food. ❜
❛ The globe is warming and the ocean is full of plastic. ❜
❛ Let’s save the planet ! ❜
❛ By the way, where the hell are we ? ❜
365 days of richard madden: day 133
Hello there, I’m here working on my about/bio page. It’s shaping up quite well. Feel free to drop something from one of the ask memes I’ve reblogged, bc I’ll be here for a while.
nearbelfast:
“ is that what i’ve got to look forward to? shit. ”
“Sorry to tell you. All my ex-wives would agree.” Technically true, though he only he’d really only had one ex-wife. Surely she wouldn’t argue.
BGs from Mr. Peabody and Sherman episode that is detective noir inspired with Pinkerton, this was a fun episode to paint I like this kind of genre and mood :p
hey since there are new movies about jeffrey dahmer and ted bundy coming out, this is a reminder that, while it is perfectly okay to be interested in true crime, it’s not okay to write irl serial killers whether you use the actors from the movies or not. it’s disrespectful as fuck to the victims and their families so like… don’t do that.
@pistollips liked this for a Clue-based starter
“The game's up, Scarlet. There are no more bullets left in that gun.”
“Yeah, all these people look so smart! I’m afraid I’ll say the wrong thing, like cholesterol.” “Or please pass the government butter.”
a hundred random starters
below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞
Charlie faceclaim, young and old
