It's a cool story bro

www.amandalaraeprice.com

[shubbabang]

last night had a dream an image was going viral and it was basically this

[dat-soldier]

[choko-lates-choka]

[ritasv]

He’s gone walkabout….

[pennie-dreadful]

Look can cephalapods pick a later time to start evolving into land animals, we’ve got enough going on right now.

[femur-theif]

[anarchapella]

My political views are so far left I’ve exited pursued by a bear

[greelin]

if i want to listen to the same song sixty-four times in a row that’s my own business. it’s between me and god. this is a private dance

[mensweardog]

❄️ Snow to Snoot ❄️ #mood #rn

[mensweardog]

The perfect Valentine date does not exi-

[thejakelikesonions]

The adventures of Goth Duck

[amypoehler]

[sawing4teens]

“Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers’ room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start. […] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can’t remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and oud and “unladylike”,  Jimmy Fallon […] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, “Stop that! It’s not cute! I don’t like it.” Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. “I don’t fucking care if you like it.” Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit. With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn’t there to be cute. She wasn’t there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys’ scenes. She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.”

- Tina Fey, Bossypants

This one never gets old.

[henrysparkles]

Sign me UP

[let-it-go-brother]

I can’t stop replaying it

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

[Adult beatboxes skillfully at the child]

[Child blows raspberry in response]

[ekjohnston]

This is one of the most delightful things I have seen recently.

[pixiekaiju]

Comedic timing tho

[midnightssea]

The premise for the movie Anastasia is so ridiculous but somehow they turned it into a work of beautiful timeless art it’s astounding

[bethisblogging]

Anastasia is a cinematic masterpiece with almost no actual historical facts in it that I will love and defend until the day I die

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

me at Olive Garden at 11:02 am staring down the elderly people impatiently waiting outside knowing we should’ve opened 2 minutes ago but my boss is in the back cheating on his wife with the girl who makes the salads and he has the key to unlock the doors

[jell-o-shot]

I wanted to cheer myself up and what better way than to watch Amy Poehler fuck up on a constant loop, so I made this. I guarantee you will be smiling the entire way through. Enjoy, beautiful people <3

[slytherin-stud-deactivated20151]

Even when she’s fucking up, she’s flawless

[floppyschoice]

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

[floppyschoice]

“sliiide to the left”

*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*

[floppyschoice]

“one hop this time”

*clonk*

“two hops this time”

*clonk clonk*

[floppyschoice]

“everybody clap your hands!”

*clankclankclankclankclank*

[snakeybones]

Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way! 

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

this made my knight 

[matchlessfootball]

if golf and football switched commentators 😂

[official-portugal]

I just lost 3 years of my life

[skelethoughts-deactivated201809]

UNMUTE THIS OH MY GOD

[digitaldiscipline]

This would immesurably improve both sports.

[punsandonlypuns]