I'll be waiting in the Darkness.

[dulect]

Mum: If you friends jumped off a bridge woul…

Me: 

[grosstling]

tbh if you think about their smile and it causes you to physically smile involuntarily you’re so fucked haha

[oneeyecat]

Slaps the c-o-double m-o-n

Flood of blood to the heart

[ungovernablesf-blog]

[asapwalky]

Everyone should want this on their blog

[genewy]

He’s lit

[tionalovee]

It’s lit 🔥

[habibi243]

[apaxionar]

[masturbationvacation-deactivate]

dora may be exploring a little too much

[jolinxo]

[hallease]

This was essentially my life from K - 12

[cheese24k]

[cuddleing-deactivated20121203]

i lost it with the salad

[ohai-mg]

completely lost it at the gravy

[novakian]

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

[alittlebitofshipping]

All I could even say is wtf is wrong with Billy, my god.

[stop-hammerkind]

“Billy needs therapy”

[chvrizard-deactivated20141230]

I literally started crying

[paulradd]

The Rowdyruff Boys had two dads and nobody had a problem with it

One of them was even a cross-dressing devil lobster. Did anybody complain? Nope.

[lonepapi]

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

[dashbeardconfessional]

Drake + the Star Wars cantina band

[montageofaloveaffair]

THE BEST ONE BY FAR HOLY SHIT

[tacticalturtlenecks]

Fuck

[gitchooo]

@sweetdiamondpie

[star-spangled-jackass]

perfect fit

[laneybug-a-boo]

It’s technically true.

[lunapics]

My history teacher would give you a half point or quarter point for an answer that was not wrong. This is not wrong.

[libraryoftheancients]

[quotemadness]

Don’t lose a woman that has seen your flaws and still loves you.

Nizar Qabbani (via quotemadness)

[friendfrog-deactivated20161123]

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING HIM

[bluesturngold-deactivated201803]

he smely

[daamian-deactivated20160527]

[devilofthestars]

Marrying that person

[mcgarrygirl78]

[whatawallflowerthinks-deactivat]

Hope they got some sauce tho

[cakeybootydummydumb]

i’m tearin the GOTdamn biscuits UP tfym?

[perfectyouthqueen]

I hope those are spicy wings but either way I’m eating. 😜

[darkening-effect-deactivated201]

Receipts.

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[xizark]

keeping up with the american elections while being american like