evil-girl @medium-hater - Tumblr Blog

what the fuck happened to armchairs? I am standing on my soapbox (with zero back support!!!) screeching about the lack of cushioned armchairs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

"gaud what r u on about now" COMFORTABLE SEATING IN PUBLIC SPACES IS A BASIC ACCESSIBILITY ISSUE

willgrahamscock

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

chio-chan2artbox

Chio's favorite sexy men competition

Vote for who you think is sexier

Human!Perry vs Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Human!Perry

Heinz Doofenshmirtz

Voting ended onMar 10

Doing this just for fun 😬

Reblog to get more votes🙏

peaceandlove26

fearing for my life behind a misogynymobile

skellydun

????? march ?????? again ??????

darnitjack

When you're tired of being in the army

mannazandwyrd

Happy March 4th, the date that’s also a command

is-it-the-ides-of-march

sexy-people-contests-2026

It creeps ever closer

drakensberg-blog

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

poupon

how dare you say we piss on the poor

graywalf

the snoofing

between-stars-and-waves

obsessivebookgeek

What’s keeping you down?

The corporations (are a platypus)

Your parents (are a platypus)

Your teacher (is a platypus)

My teacher (is a panda)

The government (is a platypus)

The media (is a platypus)

It’s all just propaganda

Voting ended onFeb 5

sharkbill

Canon Ferb's thinly veiled penchant for violence is like my favourite thing.

phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts

phineas and ferb heritage post

lleyksie

more ancient horse mamaposting

orpheusilver

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

orpheusilver

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

orpheusilver

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

abalisk

😞

A travesty

buxina

alienpapacy

love is fucking dead. valentines day used to mean something

ebonykain

So for people who don’t know, Seattle Aquarium has a breeding program to try and help save the endangered Pacific Giant Octopus.

They take wild octos every year and put them in a conjoined tank that is separated only by a plexi glass wall full of holes big enough for them to put arms through but small enough that their beaks can’t fit through. Each octopus is given food, healthcare, and enrichment, and the opportunity to get to know each other.

As Valentine’s Day approaches the marine biologists that specialize in octos make assessments of their interactions and judge if the two are compatible for mating or if they are still aggressive toward each other.

If the octopuses have been witnessed being friendly and seem interested, the gate is lifted and they have their day of romance.

But octopuses engage in cannibalism in the wild and any smaller octopus is wary of getting eastern by a larger one… So yeah, if they haven’t been friendly the possibility of cannibalism is very high. And as a program designed to help save the species they aren’t going to risk it. So the octopuses are released (not together) back into the wild and the Aquarium sets about finding a new pair to play match-maker with.

As someone who walked by this aquarium to work for almost a decade, I can attest to how huge a Thing this is around here. We’re always sad when the octopus sex show gets cancelled.

iamthelowercase

Thank you for the explanation of the conservation program.

silverskyy

[ID: a screenshot of a news headline posted on 2/12/2016. It reads “Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelled.” In smaller text the sub-header reads “Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine’s Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism.” /end ID]