snz blog of shame

20+ to keep my sinful miscreant ducks in a row...

[ezynse]

an attempt at another snarticle (sneeze article)

(F!) contains: a very stuffy voice, sniffles, and sneezes. sorry but I didn’t get too far into this one either 😭

[mediumnose]

don't know if we were all aware of this...

[mediumnose]

a girl came over to my place last night, i was on day 1 of a cold, and not only did she tell me to stop apologizing for sneezing, she also still wanted to make out. hello.

[clovesnz]

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Cw: my dyslexic ass trying to read out loud, nose blowing, single cough, false start at the end, a little over one snz per minute

I decided to try my hand at this since I always like when other people do it! Ft. sick J/ane P/ride & P/rejudice because I have the book on hand for my play lol. Not my most sneezy wav (even though my allergies were KILLING me all day ugh) but I hope some of u still enjoy

[crescentmoon223]

Chicken Soup for Your Soulmate

It started with a cough and ended with a kiss (aka how Mulder cared for Scully when she was sick)

For the @xfilesfanficexchange​ Fluffy February exchange, I received a prompt from @gaycrouton​, asking for “Scully catches a cold, and Mulder takes care of her.” I hope you enjoy it, Nicole! xx

Set during season 7, shortly after Millennium.

Read it on AO3.

Mulder tapped the tail of his tie against his belt, fidgeting with it to occupy his hands—and his concentration—while Scully turned away, covering her mouth to muffle her cough. Overhead, a tinny voice announced a gate change for a flight to Seattle. All around them, people hurried by, suitcases in tow. Another day. Another airport. Another journey back to DC after making a mess of things in the field.

“You okay, Scully?” he asked.

“Fine, Mulder,” she said, but her voice was hoarse.

He looked at her, noting the slight flush of her cheeks and the glossiness in her eyes. Dammit. No wonder she had been so quiet today. She was coming down with something and being her usual stoic, stubborn self. She hadn’t complained when she had cancer, so of course she wouldn’t make a fuss about a head cold. They’d board soon, and he knew from past experience how miserable it was to fly while congested.

He also knew the withering look he’d receive if he tried to dole out medical advice to his favorite medical doctor. Sometimes with Scully, actions were better received than words.

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don't know if we were all aware of this...