Medix The Rescue Bot

Medic, student at the academy, Ratchet’s nephew. Son of First Aid and Vos.

[medixrescuebot]

Need to start posting rules on here.

1. This is a roleplay blog associated with the host AU of @tfemultiversenewsletter

2. This blog has specific headcanons when it comes to family trees. If you’re not a fan of it, please scroll away.

3. If you anonymously ask something I’m not comfortable with, I will not be responding and if it gets too bad you will be blocked.

4. This is a blog meant for fun and shouldn’t be taken too seriously.

5. Springmetal is a VosAid fankid and uses xey/xem and will use this color when speaking both primal vernacular and English.

[medixrescuebot]

So Springmetal has been working very hard on xer English after being inspired by a movie that just came out. You have anything you want to say?

Earth science movie help Springmetal with English! Amaze amaze amaze! Excitement!

[medixrescuebot]

FLEAS ARE GONE!!! Everyone is clean!!!

[medixrescuebot]

Sorry Laserbeak, I won’t be able to make it to our date tonight.

Springmetal has scraplet fleas and it spread to the rest of the family.

[laserrescue]

I will bring you my dad's recipe for scraplet flea repellant. picks up suspiciously speaker-shaped box

[medixrescuebot]

Thanks Laserbeak. It’s been a struggle trying to get rid of these.

[medixrescuebot]

Sorry Laserbeak, I won’t be able to make it to our date tonight.

Springmetal has scraplet fleas and it spread to the rest of the family.

[medixrescuebot]

Itchy

-Springmetal

[medixrescuebot]

Dragging the family to clean the ocean this weekend! For Clifford!!

[medixrescuebot]

Uncle Helex made so much food for Thanksgiving that we have enough leftovers to last for a while.

And Springmetal has been in multiple food comas as a result of it.

[medixrescuebot]

My family is extending an invitation to all my friends and other loved ones to dinner before Thanksgiving. They bought extra titanium turkeys.

It’s all going to have normal Energon, nothing that came from a bot.

[medixrescuebot]

&&>{^%+£&@$ mnemosurgery.

&##+£%^¥$@]}[}=€ studying.

Found out what want to do

[the-hearse-with-the-candy-paint]

Congratulations! I'm sure you'll do great.

[medixrescuebot]

Wanna help &$%#*{£¥##£¥]=+{] memory :)

[medixrescuebot]

&&>{^%+£&@$ mnemosurgery.

&##+£%^¥$@]}[}=€ studying.

Found out what want to do

[lyrebite]

//IDW Spoilers

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"First Aid is such an innocent little baby he would never be mean to anyone!!!!"

Wrong

[medixrescuebot]

My family aren’t allowed to do the “bring anything other than a cup” events anymore.

[medixrescuebot]

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Bored, Medix left on rescue, took friends with him.

[medixrescuebot]

Someone gave my uncle Helex some recipes and spices, told him they’re some new recipes he might like to cook.

He hasn’t made any of those recipes yet, he’s wary since it was a seeker who gave him these and the recipes call for two types of Energon.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Hm... Strange- they're trying to breed your uncle

[medixrescuebot]

What

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Someone gave it to Prowl and someone else gave it to Breakdown- fear not, Breakdown doesn't have the bits to be pregnant- but the Seekers from that universe use it to spark a pregnancy.

[medixrescuebot]

I’m calling my uncle right now-

[medixrescuebot]

Someone gave my uncle Helex some recipes and spices, told him they’re some new recipes he might like to cook.

He hasn’t made any of those recipes yet, he’s wary since it was a seeker who gave him these and the recipes call for two types of Energon.

[mothman-married-a-dinosaur]

Hm... Strange- they're trying to breed your uncle

[medixrescuebot]

What

[medixrescuebot]

Someone gave my uncle Helex some recipes and spices, told him they’re some new recipes he might like to cook.

He hasn’t made any of those recipes yet, he’s wary since it was a seeker who gave him these and the recipes call for two types of Energon.