this charming man

why pamper life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

[thecureforthesmiths]

the girlies lost focus again 😔 arguing abt some twitter beef when the government could be shutting down for a month

[deaddolin]

remember that person that impulsively spin kicked the anti abortion protester lmfao

[plantkat]

YES i have it saved as a gif hold on

[anarchistmemedistro]

that doesn’t seem impulsive. they paused and considered their actions. then chose violence. the correct choice.

[nightmarechamillian]

TERFs in the notes seething that this guy kicked someone's phone for advocating violence against women. Really shows you that they don't actually give two shits about feminism

[bintro]

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[tweeterwilbury]

People will literally be doing anything on ao3

[tweeterwilbury]

^ what inspired this post btw

[beardedmrbean]

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[beardedmrbean]

[typewriter-worries]

there’s this extremely kind soul of a woman on instagram that makes accessible recipes that don’t require standing, chopping, or a stove and she might just have a permanent place in my heart

[peridotglimmer]

She's on YouTube too! For non-Instagram using friends:

I love her, she's great. Her recipes are friendly for both physical and/or intellectual disabilities. And her 5-year-old helps her cook. 🥰

Link to her YouTube channel:

Epicurious Expeditions

Celebrating the intersection of food and culture, travel tales, social commentary, grieving out loud. 🇳🇬/🇺🇸 👰🏽🧒🏽👧🏽👩🏽‍💼⚖️ Paid Collaboration

[bewbin]

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

[reallycoolsoup]

I could convince Joe Rogan that this is real

[heywriters]

No, Google Docs, there is a distinct difference between "cussing" and "cursing."

[strawberrykapricorn]

Calling google ‘googie’ is such a power move imo

[heywriters]

Tis indeed! Thank you for this addition. Here are some photo examples of the Googie style.

[tribeofthedrunkenweasles]

IT HAS A PROPER NAME?!

[geardrops]

posts that provide surprise knowledge, balancing out posts that provide net zero knowledge gained, what a rich ecosystem we live in

[junior-theabgshark]

[paranormal-taters]

[razziecat]

He might as well, we're not using it

[guerrillatech]

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[ellevandersneed]

this might be one of the worst things anyones ever said to me

[arithmeticanimaniac]

​tumblr has some competition in the hate mail game