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How to stop your local dragoon from fking off to live on a mountain for another 20 years out of catholic guilt

I was discussing Baron Trio with a friend over on bluesky and exceeded the character limit in replies, then realized I could succinctly illustrate my point with a single shitpost and figured I might as well share here too

mariyekos

Motivated by @estinininininen's post about Holy Dragoon Kain's design being better if he had a helmet, I tried my hand at an edit. It's not perfect, but I thought it was a fun proof of concept.

(Bonus bang version and a side-by-side under the cut.)

hamstr

kain every sunday

kristanlayne

Look at these beautiful portraits of them from the new Dissidia Duellum mobile game that was fully shown off today. I love most of the outfits, except Cloud's, I don't really like his pants lolol. I'm still conflicted about it being another mobile title with no PC version for other people at launch, but I'm just glad I'm getting anything Dissidia at this point right now.

shinraalpha

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

runescratch

“Are you ready, Nidhogg?”

I still love grumpy jumpy and his big angry lizard

yukiotacon

Haurchefant hot chocolate hcs

This man is a savant at making hot cocoa

Knows alot about you to the point on how you like your hot cocoa

Never skims on the marshmallows no matter how much of a commodity it is in camp dragon head

There are two methods he makes his hot cocoa

First being the powered stuff wherein he mixes the cocoa power into the milk

Second only reserved just for you wherein he melts premium Ishgardian chocolate into the milk. Only the best just for you:3

Yes, Haurchefant will definitely be that guy who sprinkles bit of salt into the hot cocoa in order to enhance it's flavor

At least he has the common decency to scrape the salt from a fresh chunk of rock salt rather than the communal salt block ( Am I the only one who is bugged by that in the lore?)

Haurchefant would definitely feel excited when you gift him a mug and you also got yourself a matching one

Everytime you visit, he always serves your cocoa in your favorite mug <3

His favorite time is just you and him cuddling by the fire with hot cocoa in hand

All in all, the sweetest thing for Haurchefant wasn't the cocoa. It's you ♡♡♡♡

yukiotacon

Haurchefant Hobbies Hcs

This man has a surprising number of hobbies

One of them is chocobo raising

The one you ride to battle was his prized chocobo he raised from infancy

Loves trying out new hobbies with you

Haurchefant is definitely the type of partner who admires your dedication to your hobbies

Will be the kind of partner who buys their so stuff pertaining to your hobbies

When I say he goes all out, I mean it

Expect a high quality set of weavers tools if you are into sewing

Or if you are an artist, expect the most expensive artist tools he can afford

Or if you have reading as a hobby then expect a first edition copy of the latest works in the realm

You have no idea how much joy he gets seeing you so happy when you do your hobbies

All in all, if your hobbies bring you joy Haurchefant is there to encourage you

meepilybuff

MY ELF HUSBAND

swordsman-jing-ke

“My emperor is fine” your emperor has commissioned over 8000 life-sized terracotta soldiers and buried them facing east, in the direction of his recently conquered enemies in the hopes that they will protect him in the afterlife.