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Welcome to Meeple Headquarters! If you would like to inquire about our products, services, company policies or any of our numerous locations, feel free to approach the attendant at our Information Desk. She'd be more than happy to help you. (OC Ask Blog managed by @toonirl)

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“Look, I’m not saying I don’t appreciate the concern, alright? I do, really.”

“I’m just...”

  “I’m done.”

“I’m done trying.”

“I can’t afford to anymore.”

“I’m tired.”

  “I don’t want to be here, but there’s nowhere left for me to go.”

“If I have to be paid to be miserable and underappreciated, then I’ll deal with it.”

“I’ve got guaranteed job security if you wanna look at it that way, at least.”

  “... so let’s just drop it for now, okay?”

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whats in the desk drawer?

"Desk stuff."

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Does inkwell know anything new about the dark past of mepel headquarters (sorry for bad grammar-)

“You know how to use a search engine, I presume?”

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When the contestants of Inanimate Insanity came to Meeple, where you aware of anything that was going on? Did you talk to any of the contestants?

“Saw the camera crew coming and ducked into the break room. Don’t care much for publicity.”

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HI I AM A LOVE ANON AND I SPREAD POSITIVITY! YOU ARE REALLY AWESOME!!!

“Thanks I guess.”

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Hello. Is Mr. Cobs here? I, the founder of Flores Industies, shall meet him for the first time.

And feel free to take your time, the longer he’s up there, the more quiet time I get

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Are there humans in this world, or is it a world just of talking objects? Are humans seen as like some kind of mythical creatures?

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okay, but what actually makes you happy?

Nice to know I don’t have that anymore.

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Desk space is being renovated, leave me alone!

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What's on that "INNOVATION" poster behind you?

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I cannot believe this! My son ate his mepad and has gotten sick! Im suing!

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New year, same miserable job.