Keks of a Took!

Personification of Halloween, Ace, 25+ ♡ Welcome to this more or less active blog without any concept. At all. Whatever enters my hyperfocus will magically appear here! Avatar art of my Taako Cosplay by actvii

[swagvo1d]

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

[voidcenturyscholar-deactivated2]

Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

[constallayetions]

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

[grayblebayble]

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

[enbyzukostanblog]

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

[overlordofbisexuals]

@dead-fandom-society @evilkitten3

[yankee-doodle-danger]

how dare you leave this gold in the notes

[counterspelling]

Endless Dragon Prince

[skybson]

We have to give today’s children a chance to inherit a future filled with peace.

[natalieironside]

The peasants have developed a parasocial attachment to you, my liege

[joriontel]

They believe you were appointed by God himself, m’ lord!

[natalieironside]

It's kind of cringe, sire. They're like totally obsessed with you.

[tonyzaret]

Just read what has to be the worst Marvel fanfic of all time - EVERY character was one of the author’s OC’s and the only “ships” in the entire thing were the ones they spent like 600 pages in trying to find some whale called Moby Dick

[thatguywiththetumb1er]

OP I recognize that this is a joke, I love this joke, it’s a great joke.

…

You ARE aware that the internet, or at least part of it, has QUITE A FEW opinions on Moby Dick ships yes?

And I don’t mean the ships they’re riding to find the whale.

[tonyzaret]

Sorry ive never been on the internet

[meereseibe]

Welcome

to the song

that plays in my head

all day long

KOALA’S IN THE RAAAAIIIN

NO F*CKS GIVEN

(original video “true fact about marsupials” by zefrank, check it out, it’s genius)

[catchymemes]

[gamersapphic-deactivated2022121]

Uhhh they live in walkable communities

[meereseibe]

uh, just curious... how much stuff do you need in one week?! Is there a black hole in your basement that demands constant food offerings? I mean... I just imagine this whole truck full of food and shit and... every week? hoooow

[knightofleo]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Excepts it was worse because the song didn’t pause when the music stopped, so you had to fiddle with the cord while it played, “I try to make mysel—lieve that pla—urned slowly, it’s—say I’d rath–ile I’m asleep,” and you couldn’t rewind a few seconds, you could only restart the whole song from the beginning.

[wyspersss]

today i offer you the s1 crew as scooby doo characters, tomorrow? who knows!

[kalatl-art]

Lord Mobei Jun with his royal advisor ❄️✈️

[only-tiktoks]

[batwynn]

[batwynn]

He stick

[meereseibe]

Hey

Hey tumblr

instead of spaming me with adds about erectile dysfunction

could we just bring back the porn

Would solve that problem I think

[fox-guardian]

[ID: An illustration of Tim Stoker from The Magnus Archives from the knees up. He is a man with tan skin, wearing a long-sleeved, striped, lilac button-down shirt rolled up to the elbows and slim-fitted black pants. He has a small scruffy beard, a slit eyebrow, ear gauges, and short lilac hair with a side-shave. He is leaning against the side of a brown desk with one knee up and his hands in his pockets. His head is angled slightly downwards and he is smiling with his eyes closed. The background is white and “Tim Stoker” is written and underlined in a lilac gradient next to his head. The entire image is lit warmly. end ID]

it is real tim hours y’all

“why is the light so bright if he’s chilling in the presumably dingy old archives” you ask? simple. one the overhead lights 🅱roke and is now hanging half detached from the ceiling very close to him

[valtsv]

guy kneels down and holds out his sword to swear loyalty to me but i just take the sword and run

[valtsv]

"you have my sword" yeah i do lol. my sword now.

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]