all panic, no disco

don't fucking look at me

[phantomrose96]

putting in a hard day's work at the not actually getting anything done factory

[foone]

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

[kaminarider]

Much like a cars transmission getting stuck between gears the adhd brain can also access a secret mode called HORKLY WARDIN' that feels bad

[not-a-kidney-deactivated2024041]

who up rigging they mortis

[disgustinggf]

i may not be the prettiest or the smartest or the funniest but i sure am the sleepiest

[niceinchnails]

jazz is so good. have you guysheard of this shit theres tumpet

[gayestcowboy]

wait until you hear the sacks of phones

[firefox-official]

(eyes closing completely) no yeah im awake whags up

[disgustinggf]

[olyoil2-deactivated20250812]

People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

[meeshurs]

i hate you tiktok i hate you reels i hate you youtube shorts i hate you facebook stories i hate you pinterest ads i hate you sponsored posts i hate you algorithm recommendations!!! leave me ALONE i want to exist on the internet in PEACE

[tsurangaconundrum]

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

[duckdotcom]

they're putting me on the cover of times magazine and also putting a cup over me and there's even talk of taking me outside

[baltimorerat]

huh/what pronouns

[kazraza]

lmao doesn’t even mean “laughing my ass off” anymore it’s just “lmao”. she is like a brother to me

[nardaviel]

🌻

my hometown has a giant statue of vulcan, greek god of the forge. the world's largest cast-iron statue!! and one of the tallest statues in the US, period. representative of our history. but that's not important. what's important is that he stands on a tall platform atop red mountain, which separates the city from its southern suburbs. that makes him extremely visible. from the front he looks like this

majestic! powerful! i love him. love looking up and seeing him whenever i'm downtown <3

but from the back he looks like this

that's right... he has a bare ass. my guy's not wearing any pants

vulcan (this statue in particular, not the god) is a beloved symbol of the city and it's the bare ass that really makes it. there are bobblebutt figures, etc. he's been repositioned to his original orientation but for a long time he faced north, leaving his ass to face the suburb of homewood directly to the south of him. so some guys wrote a song about it in the 80s

but it's like. a joke song. because actually everyone thinks it's funny. a lady tried to start a campaign once to clothe vulcan's ass but no one was interested

also we sent a 10-foot tall vulcan replica to hitachi, japan as part of a sister city thing so they have their own miniature bare-assed vulcan in a park

[the-celestial-bitch]

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called house of leaves😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear the house is 1/4" bigger on the inside

my buddy, will navidson, pacing: our house is God

[ktae]

opens any book and says wow it's just like house of leaves. walks into a hallway and says just like house of leaves. sees a hole and says im getting house of leaves vibes from this

[sylferino]

I am not immune to little items. if there's a thingy I need it. 1million knick knacks.