part-time soulmate, full-time problem

sibyl. 28. they/them. pervasive evil who overtakes local crafting classes. leaves behind untold craft hobby devastation.

[adz]

reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

[dietspam16]

[charlottan]

i just feel strongly that work shouldnt be the Main Activity of five days out of the week

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[reaiiygoodusername]

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

[ieatratsyummy]

They could never make me hate you, complex female character whose reaction to trauma was not pretty and digestible like how people think it should be.

[digitalbeachrave]

died and came back wrong and no one could tell the difference

[megamindsupremacy]

died and came back wrong but only to myself. died and came back and nobody noticed i died. died and people think i came back better. died and came back wrong only in a specific sense of "wrong". died and fought like hell to come back and everyone thinks it was easy. died and came back mentally wrong and physically fine and tearing myself apart from the inside. died and hiding everything that went wrong. died and trying so hard to show what is wrong and nobody notices.

[theweirdwideweb]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[uququ]

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

[aeide]

ok which one of you let your creature walk all over my warp:

[thepersonalquotes]

[steamywitch]

[tsuchinokoroyale]

[kosmogrl]

april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good april will be good

[chick-it-out]

[offshoreoilrig]

istheveilbetweenworldsthinrightnow.com

Veil status: normal

Tomorrow's veil: normal to thick

Download the app for convenient, add-free updates on the invisible barrier separating the material realm from the astral plane

[kosmogrl]

I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep

[yellow-cat]

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

[yandere-angela]

this is the funniest phono-semantic loanword ive seen

filibuster -> feilibashituo "spending energy to drag things out"

[wyrm-in-a-closet]

i looked up more examples of this, and these have to be my favorite. the power of the phrase "myriad dimensional net" is immense