[mephostophilis]

just got a text reminding me to go to my next dentist appointment. i'm very sorry but i'm afraid that won't be possible because last time i was there i was laying back with the dentists fingers in my mouth when i looked over at their computer and almost choked to death because the photo that was attached to my dentistry records was this:

[mephostophilis]

so I think what's happened is that at some point my dentists have taken the profile pictures associated with your email address. except this was my profile picture when i was like. 17. i am now almost 24. certainly wasn't the first thought on my mind at the time though, the main one being "oh my god i need to kill myself immediately"

[mephostophilis]

hey guys great news its literally so much worse than i thought

[traaashhhhkat]

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

[justafan120]

“Some friends are fat—and like it like that.”

[you-belong-among-wildflowers]

Dolly Parton photographed by Michael Marks in Detroit, 1977.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[graylure]

[commander-snacks]

grandpa pussy attack

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

[dryshawarma]

Do you hate children yes or no

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

Yes

[depsidase]

[wizardarchetypes]

don’t talk to ME about gay yearning. in 2020 during lockdown i lived alone on a boat for three months. i went ashore once a day to work in a marine bio lab. we all had to access the lab at different times so we were never together & risking infection. i was alone all day every day, from my boat to the lab and back to my boat. one day a woman anchored her boat beside mine. we passed each other ashore just once at the harbor and she hit on me and invited me back to her boat. i told her i’d love nothing more but i could not risk exposure because of my weak immune system. she said it was a shame but that she understood. that night i was watering my vegetable garden i grew in 5 gallon buckets up on my roof and playing music on my speaker. “american pie” came on and she climbed up on her roof and shouted all the lyrics to every verse at me across the water and we danced together on our respective roofs. she raised anchor and moved on a few days later.

so yeah i know what it is to die a thousand deaths in an instant while your heart beats on.

[wizardarchetypes]

etc.

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[polarhorror]

[suratan-zir]

So this was a pre-planned (and likely paid for by the Kremlin) show: to invite Zelenskyy, scold him like a kindergartener in front of the press, present him with an unreasonable "deal" - an ultimatum - knowing full well he will refuse it (as anyone in this position would). And then tell the world: "Look, our mighty Orange King could've ended this horrible war in a day, but this poorly-dressed, warmongering, ungrateful twat just doesn't want peace! It's not our fault, we did what we could!"

The show is so cheap, so transparent, yet still effective for so many brainless people.

[audkitty]

I want you to know that the Mexican press is calling Zelinskyy a hero for walking out and putting his people and country first.

[archaeo-geek]

So is the Canadian press, who are also reporting that it hasn't played well for anyone but Trump's most staunch supporters in the US.

[mrsterlingeverything]

[epically-epic-epicosity]

[absentlyabbie]

#she really did breast boobily down the stairs (via @boxingcleverrr)

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[fungiblegoods]

White jock Wednesday

[whitepeopletwitter]

[justcatposts]

“My boy Spatula bunking down for a snowy night” 

(Source)

[mikkeneko]

oh to be Spatula bunking down for a snowy night

[whatcoloristhatcat]

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

[catgurltreats]

New reaction image

[banditomojado]

Reblogging for posterity