Just Your Local Goofball

I'm just here for a good time guys. My goal in laugh is to just make the people I care about laugh

[multiverse-of-multifandoms]

7 Days of Kisses - Countdown to Valentine's Day {4/7} Evelyn Carnahan & Rick O'Connell The Mummy (1999)

[mega-crazedfangirl]

these two set my standard for a relationship xD and thankfully I got this relationship with my hubby

[towardstomorrow]

Yashahime - mobile phone wallpaper

(feel free to use!)

[egypt-museum-deactivated2021071]

Image of Osiris

Detail of a mural depicts Osiris, Lord of the Underworld and Judge of the Dead. Tomb of artisan Sennedjem (TT1). New Kingdom, 19th Dynasty, ca. 1290 BC. Deir el-Medina, West Thebes.

[martindykewood]

[madseance]

look I’ve had a really shitty day and ngl I’ve just rewatched this video SEVERAL times in a row for catharsis reasons

[elenilote]

I love it

[only-booty-for-me]

This is a weird episode of doctor who

[191195-deactivated20240210]

i am crying i can't breathd

[teathattast]

[princesstigerbelle]

He like it

[charlesstilezmysterydiners]

I’m crying

[kaijuno]

1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

[ya-boi-encijan]

Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.

[surprisebitch]

goodbye

[ethicalmemes]

Can’t wait for my newly born to grow up so I can rewatch it with him. #EthicalMemes

[kitty]

*dry food crunches* Ridiculously small kitten: “Myam myam myam. Njam njam njam njam njam njam njam! Myam myam myam nyam nyam myam. Mmmam. Mrrrrram. Meep!”

[nerroart]

Oh here it is again. The best video ever

[everythingfox]

me in the kitchen at 1 am

[whitepeopletwitter]

[gracelesstars]

14 year old Dean: When I was your age I was babysitting you. 10 year old Sam: Pretty sure that’s illegal. 24 year old Me: *thinking about how John Winchester was probably hanging around with his another family at that time, taking Adam to baseball games and shit*

[conch-street]

Companies during disasters

[maribelmayde]

covid-19 commercials

[bob-belcher]

[chocolatehellspawn]

theres alot you could say about this

[bonestructureandcontempt]

In another episode, Daphne is bound and gagged and covered with a sheet. Velma identifies her immediately based solely on her muffled grunts.

[hunter-rodrigez]

[borbamena-deactivated20180821]

all the other legendaries: *fighting*

lugia and ho-oh:

[pervocracy]

are you ready for my favorite fact?

If you leave a hamster wheel out in the forest, wild mice will come and run on it.

that is my favorite fact

[blueelectricangels]

Bobcats and lynx will sit in cardboard boxes abandoned in the middle of the forest.

I asked the lynx researcher who told me this why, and he said “Cats, man” and shrugged.

[mynamebatman]

This is now an “if I fits, I sits” appreciation thread.

[library-mermaid-blog]

1920s Slang we should bring back for the 2020s:

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

Dewdropper: A lazy person

Giggle water: Alcohol, liquor

Bee’s Knees: An extraordinary person/thing/idea

Butt me: “Can I have a cigarette?”

Cat’s Pajamas: See “bee’s knees”

Dolled up: Dressed up

Egg: A rich person

Flapper: A stylish, opinionated modern woman

Get a Wiggle On: Get going

Heebie-Jeebies: A spooked feeling

Ossified: Someone who is drunk

Putting on the Ritz: Doing something with style

Swell: Wonderful.

[lovemelikeyoumeanit]

Vote him out, and lock him up.