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[salvasti]

15

[rococo-crow]

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[weirdmarioenemies]

Name: flutteshy

Debut: my little ponys

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[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

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[rlyehtaxidermist]

dreamt there was a disco elysium style game where you play as vegeta on namek. there was a multiple minute skill argument about trying not to piss yourself when frieza goes into his final form, and the line "no warrior would piss himself in fear. a warrior pisses himself as a threat" haunts me

[rlyehtaxidermist]

this post still gets notes sometimes and right now all i can think about is vegeta trying to find a cat in the alps

[kirbymongerr]

Survivors Pragmatism: Oh sweet Super Saiyan God. We thought it was bad when he transformed the first time.

Saiyan Pride: Still, baiting him into transforming was what a true Saiyan Elite should do, so we did it.

Energy Sensing: WE ARE FUCKED. WE ARE FUCKED.

Great Ape: Yeah, even WE can't win this.

Survivors Pragmatism: Our only hope now is Kakarot, and even that's a massive longshot.

Saiyan Pride: We are NOT relying on that fool!

Bodily Realities: Bladder control is failing.

Saiyan Pride: We are NOT giving Frieza the satisfaction of pissing ourselves in fear!

Bodily Realities: It's non-negotiable.

Great Ape: Urine can mark our territory. We are standing our ground. Asserting our claim.

Saiyan Pride: Now that makes sense. No warrior would piss himself in fear. A warrior pisses himself as a threat.

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[salvasti]

15

[rococo-crow]

[ihaveapproximately4bones]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[vicholas]

the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[gomjabbar]

i want the ability to instill disparate concepts onto animals (the concept of houses, warts, midnight, etc) and like spend an afternoon throwing one concept at a time into a boar's brain and see how long it would take before you see the boar become visibly distressed as it starts connecting ideas together but has nothing to do with them

[gomjabbar]

boar has learned about the concept of alimony at 2:39pm. boar understands alimony is connected to marriage (learned at 12:02pm) but doesn't know what divorce is yet. boar has conceived of the idea of truffles (knowledge intrinsic) being divested from him as a result of alimony but doesn't know how to anticipate or avoid it. boar has begun loudly grunting and tamping its hooves.

[txttletale]

how many eggs do you have in your fridge

this is exactly what im complaining about. so many people act like its my job to do research for them when these questions are easily googlable ://

I.was going to edit this google resutls page to say something funny but honestly i dont think i can outdo what i actually got