The Whatever I Want

Makeup enthusiast, tennis lover, master of weird.

[megamagicallydelicious]

What she says: I'm fine

What she really means: In nearly every zombie apocalypse movie/show the characters are always getting covered in zombie blood and guts and you can't tell me none of that ever gets in their eyes/mouths/multiple exposed little cuts and scrapes. Isn't that also infected with whatever zombie-making virus there is, etc?? They all get splattered with corpse blood and other fluids constantly to no effect. Is the virus only in zombie drool? What about the other bacteria rotting bodies carry? What abou

[herbandgraffiti]

[winemom-culture]

the entire movie in 3 pictures

[micdotcom]

[maggierhees-deactivated20200505]

[997]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

what men think women love to be called:

babe

baby

sweetie

honey

sexy

what women ACTUALLY like to be called:

lamp shade

broken chair

Samuel L Jackson

dirty dish rag

Mr.Clean

[iraffiruse]

Average Life Goals

[tinker-tdc]

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

[biglawbear]

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

[megamagicallydelicious]

dumbledore: ah yes, i love the potter kid and his friends

dumbledore: harry, hermione and *looks at smudged writing on his hand* bonald.

[likeawintermachine]

[megamagicallydelicious]

MY HEART OHMYGOODNESS HE'S TOO GREAT

[thepositivecattitude]

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

[star-anise]

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

[glenn-griffon]

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

[glyndarling]

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

[notmytmblr]

[memewhore]

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[odin-n-out]

A masterpiece

[leatherwingsinc-deactivated2015]

[caluummhood-deactivated20140506]

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

[jamesjoeboyleeeee-deactivated20]

the first post ever on tumblr

[powerpuffsposts-deactivated2025]

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

[kpopdotexe-blog]

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

[teenyweenynotepad]

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

[flamboynt-deactivated20151220]

I FOUND IT ✊

[addcolortomysky]

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

[blairisbae]

Who first posted this?

[blazeydaisy]

[whoaretheplastics-deactivated20]

THIS GAVE ME SO MUCH ANXIETY

[sixpenceee]

A compilation of very satisfying images. 

[twinconstellations]

Do you ever get the urge to just…

[sixpenceee]

YES