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I post megamind incorrect quotes, if you have any suggestions, feel free to dm me them! I will give credit!
Megamind: please Wayne, just come. Do it for me? Do it for love?
Wayne: damn buddy, you know Wayne loves love. I’m in!
Megamind: all right! Now put on your phoniest smile, cos we’re going into the belly of the beast!
Wayne:
Megamind: phonier.
Wayne:
Megamind: phonier!
Wayne:
Megamind: there it is! Into the beast!
Which Doom Syndicate member is best?
Psycho Delic 💀
Hot Flash 🔥
Destruction Worker 🚧
Lady Doppler ⛈️
Señor Stiletto 👠
The Conductor 🎼
Judge Sludge 🦠
I did this a while back on twitter but it seems there aren’t many megamind fans that know of the DS that aren’t my friends on discord on twitter lol
My personal faves are Hot Flash, Psycho Delic, Destruction Worker and Lady Doppler x3
OKAY
I play megamind ps3, ds, and wii games a lot
They’re very fun. Now I’m gonna share each line the doom syndicate say! Because I’m a fucking weirdo who truly enjoys this sorta thing because it says a lot about each character!
Some are repeated!
Not including blue titan purely because I don’t like Hal sorry
PS3/XBOX 360
Destruction Worker:
“Megamind! Prepare to be, de-… destructed!”
Psycho Delic:
"You dare enter my lair, Megamind?"
"Welcome to my world, Megamind. You'll soon be dancing to my tune. *laughs menacingly*"
"Glad you could join us, Megamind."
"Well then, now all the guests are here, let the party begin."
"Not before we party like a plague first, baby. Get that super square."
"Nooooooo!"
“Too quick for ya’?”
“You’ll need to be quicker than that!”
“You’ll need to do better than that, Megamind!”
“I’ll make you pay for that, Megamind.”
Hot Flash:
"Megamind!"
"I see you got past my goons, sweetie."
"Attack!"
"No!"
“You’ll never catch me, Megamind!”
“Gah!”
“Defeat him!”
“You’re in hot water now, Megamind!”
“I’ve fired up a buffet of hot stuff!”
“Whaaa!”
“Get him!”
"That was cute, Megamind. No matter, I'll enjoy cooking your goose!"
DS/PSP
Destruction Worker:
“I’ll destroy you, Megamind!”
“Megamind! Prepare to be, uh, destructed!”
"Bla bla bla.."
"Curses! I missed!"
"Attack!"
"Blue Tighten put me up to it, I had nothing to do with it."
Psycho Delic:
"You'll need to do better than that, Megamind."
"You dare enter my lair, Megamind?"
"Oof."
"NOOOOOOOOO!"
Hot Flash:
"You're in hot water now, Megamind!"
"You'll never catch me, Megamind!"
"Defeat him!"
"Ow."
"That was cute, Megamind. No matter, I'll enjoy cooking your goose!"
"*crying*"
Wii
Destruction Worker:
“Hahahahaha.”
“Give up yet?”
“You can’t beat me, no way!”
“Brawn over..uh..brains! That’s it!”
“Hey mega wimps! What’s the matter? Too tough for ya? Hahahahaha!”
“Hey mega softies! I still got some of the loot! So come get me!”
“Are you guys even trying?”
“I got it!”
“Boo yah!”
“Yeah! Power up!”
“I feel all rested up.”
“Come and get me!”
“I’m the best!”
“This’ll take a little time here.”
“What am I waiting for?”
“Right, I’ll wait here.”
“Uhhh, should we get moving?”
“Come on give me a chance!”
“Mine!”
“High score for me baby! Haha!”
“Try to beat that score!”
“More scores for me!”
“What a score!”
“I’m coming in last?”
“I destroyed your score! Score!”
“Yeah! More scores for me!”
“Alright!”
“I gotta catch up!”
“I dare ya to beat my score!”
“I destroyed you!”
“Ow!”
“Ahh!”
“I’m dying!” (?)
“I’ve gotta catch up!”
“Got it!”
“Try to beat that!”
“I’m back! Did you miss me?”
“I can do this!”
“I’m coming in last?”
“I’m winning!”
“Time to avoid!”
“Let’s attack!”
“It’s mine!”
“Uhh, I need some points!”
“Run away!”
“We have to avoid this attack!”
Psycho Delic:
“More for me, sucka’s!
“Psycho score! Score!”
“All right!”
“All mine, baby.”
“Psycho power! Hahahaha!”
“Solid mine!”
“I’ll catch up, baby!”
“Give it up square, I’m taking you cats down!”
“I win!”
“Tick tock, I need a lil time, dig?”
“I’ll wait here a while, cool?”
“I’m getting old just waitin’.”
“Should we shuffle off?”
“As rested as a corpse.”
“Uh baby? I’m last.”
“Ouch!”
“Grrrrr!”
“Uhhhh, totally hip high score!”
“Mine. All mine, baby.”
“I can dig this, dig?”
“Ow!”
“Ahh!”
“Come on! Get with it!”
“Gotta catch up, dig!”
“You can’t beat me, baby.”
“Too cool to be schooled!”
“All aboard!”
“Get hip for more points.”
“I’m as groovy as a ghoul, try catch me.”
“Ain’t no way you’re getting me! I’m as cool as an open grave.”
“I’m chilling like a villian!”
“Give it up, square!”
“Taking you cats down!”
“Try to take my hipness!”
“I’m too cool to crush!”
“Peace, love and decay, dig?”
“Woohoo!”
“Let’s attack!”
“Try and beat me, baby.”
“I won!”
“I’m the happin’ hipster!”
“Boooom!”
“Run away!”
“Betcha can’t beat me, dig?”
Judge Sludge:
“More for me!”
“I’ve got it!”
“Try and beat me!”
“I’ll wait to be called.”
“This…will take some time.”
“It’s not prudent to wait!”
“I’m making a case to move.”
“A well rested recess.”
“Power up!”
“Got it!”
“Mine!”
“Ow!”
“Hahahahahahahaha!”
“Roar!”
“I’m winning!”
“Must catch up!”
“Oh my.”
“I can judge you.”
“I’m cooking a masterpiece!”
“I won!”
“My sludge is too toxic for you.”
“Waste them with some toxic sludge, goons!”
“Come and get me!”
“You’re guilty of trying to stop me, Mega Squad!”
“You should give up legally!”
“Brains! Over brawn!”
“Don’t judge me! I can judge myself!”
Hot Flash:
“All right!”
“More for me!”
“Fwaloosh.”
“I got it, sugar!”
“That’s mine, baby!”
“Can’t beat me, honey!”
“You’re mine!”
“Got it!”
“Rawr!”
“Power up!”
“Let’s attack!”
“Hahahahaha!”
“I win!”
“I’m feeling well rested.”
“What are we waiting for?”
“I’ll wait right here, honey.”
“Should we get moving?”
“Okay, okay, this’ll take some time.”
“Hot score!”
“If you can’t take the heat, avoid my hotness!”
“I’m the best!”
“I won!”
“I’m winning!”
“I dare you to beat my high score!”
“Can’t beat my heat!”
“Ahh!”
“Ouch!”
“Ow!”
“Oo!”
“Come on! Fire it up!”
“HahahahaHA!”
“More points, please!”
“Scorching hot score! Score!”
“We’ve almost flamed out!”
“I have the hottest score!”
“Giving up yet?”
“Let’s all attack together, now!”
“Run away!”
“Move in!”
“Hahaha! You’re all goin’ down, fast!”
“Sorry sweetie! This museum’s full of stuff for me!”
“There’s a big price to travel on my freeway!”
“Okay hot stuff, give mama a kiss!”
“Against me? No chance!”
“I’m too hot for you!”
“Look darlings, you can’t cage my hotness!”
“Woah!”
“I’m back.”
“More points, please!”
“Get away!”
“You’re too cold to beat me!”
“Come and get me, sweetie.”
“Given up yet?”
“You can’t beat me! I’m hot!”
The Conductor:
“A symphonic high score!”
“It’s mine!”
“The score says I’m last!”
“I must catch up!”
“Give me a chance!”
“I got it!”
“This score must go up!”
“All mine!”
“Shall we begin?”
“Rest ameasure, this will take time.”
“I’m well rested.”
“Is there time to rest?”
“I’ll wait here a bit.”
“Ow!”
“Ahh!”
“Ouch!”
“My score is one for the ages!”
“Mine!”
“I’m in the lead!”
“I’m unstoppable!”
“I’d be shocked if you beat me.”
“Get away!”
“A knocked over cowardice.” (?)
“Do you like my classical arrival?”
“My performance is sure to electrify everyone!”
“Now you will play your final music, mega squad!”
Any with a (?) are ones that might be misheard, but it’s not clear
I might’ve missed a few, but these are like 95% of them I think
All of them had various ‘ow’s and various pain sounds, but ALL OF HOT FLASH’S PAIN SOUNDS SOUNDED SO DAMN SEXUAL LIKE BRUH GHHGHGGGUGUGYGYG
That being said, I am even more gay for her now she’s such a pretty tiny lady she has my heart <3
Not a doom syndicate quote but the amount of times I heard Roxanne say “this competition is getting seriously serious” drove me insane lmaooo
Megamind: Wayne will catch us in no time if we steal a *single car*.
Megamind: But, if we steal *a hundred cars*,
Megamind: Then he might have a harder time figuring out which one we’re on.
Minion: ..
*Megamind and Roxanne find Metro Man alive and well after his funeral*
Metro Man: Hey Megs. Man, that song was moving AF. We gotta lay that down.
🎶Wayne Scott, he's smushing on the beach-🎶
Megamind: Don't try and duet with me, you bastard. You tricked me. Now give me a hug. I'm so happy you're alive. I'll never forgive you. You're my best friend.
Whoo, I just went through a lot of emotions real fast, but I think I'm back to normal now.
Metro Man: ...
Roxanne: ...
Metro Man: Most importantly, the Vulture's orders were "Only Misdemeanours, Weiners".
Megamind: Why do you follow people's directions when you could literally pick them up and throw them out the window?
HE’S HURT!!!!!! nuuuu. D= I can’t imagine Megaminds first fight with Hotflash and Delic would gone to well…. At least he stole a hat!! And got them curious~ Had this sketch on the side forever. Alas, the Psycho Delic design wont threaten me anymore!!!!
I LOVE THISSSSSSS
Psycho Delic: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Psycho Delic: Ha, just kidding!
Psycho Delic: I have killed several people
Psycho Delic: :3
Psycho Delic: I'll do anything that starts with M
Destruction Worker: Math
Hot Flash: Meth
Megamind: Me
Psycho Delic: I meant meth, but okay
Psycho Delic: *exists*
Hot Flash: Ugh, I can't believe I'm gonna sleep with him.
Lady Doppler: Well, you don't have to.
Hot Flash: No, I'm gonna.
Metro Man: What the hell, Roxanne!? You almost killed me! I’m not going out in a stew making accident! Wayne is gonna die saving the president, or Wayne’s never gonna die!
Know what I just noticed? Metroman wanted to start over and hide his identity.
He decides to do that by continuing to wear a big M on his chest. And singing about how he can see through lead. Lol
He’s a true himbo lmao
Lady Doppler: It was my wedding day!
Hot Flash: It was our wedding day!
Lady Doppler: We were getting ready and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky!
Hot Flash: No clouds allowed in the sky!
Lady Doppler: Psycho walks in with a mischievous grin!
Hot Flash: THUNDER!
Lady Doppler: You telling this story or am I?
Hot Flash: I’m sorry, mi vida, go on!
Lady Doppler: Psycho says “it looks like rain”!
Hot Flash: Why did he tell us?
Lady Doppler: In doing so, he floods my brain!
Hot Flash: DW, get the umbrellas!
Lady Doppler: Married in a hurricane!
Hot Flash: What a joyous day, but anyway!
Both: We don’t talk about Psycho!
Mayor of Metro City: *is doing Mayorly things*
Mayor of Metro City: *sees Metro Man*
Mayor of Metro City: 🎵 I love this record baby but I can't see straight anymore 🎵
[Everyone stood around a broken coffee maker]
Megamind: Who broke it? I'm not mad. I just want to know.
Wayne: ...I did! I broke it.
Megamind: No. No you didn't. Bernard?
Bernard: Don't look at me. Look at Roxanne.
Roxanne: What?! I didn't break it!!
Bernard: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Roxanne: Because it's sitting right in front of us, broken!!
Bernard: *squints* Suspicious.
Roxanne: No, it's not!
Minion: If it matters, probably not, but you were the last one to use it.
Megamind: Liar! I don't even drink that stuff!
Minion: *raises brow* Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Megamind: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, Minion!
Wayne: Okay, okay! Let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Megs.
Megamind: No! Who broke it?!
Bernard: Megamind... Hal's been awfully quiet.
Hal: Really?
Bernard: Yeah, really!
[Everyone starts yelling and arguing]
Megamind to a brainbot camera: I broke it. It burnt my hand so I shot it with my de-gun. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war painting their faces and a pig head on a stick. *turns to look look the group and smirks* Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
Megamind: I've lured you to my evil lair because I crave the deadliest game.
Metro Man, nodding: yea I know, knife monopoly.
Megamind: I was actually going to try to hunt you for sport, but now I'm interested in whatever the fuck knife monopoly is.