"If I ever have to see that pompous assprick anytime before I die, it will be too soon!"
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@megan-lancaster
"If I ever have to see that pompous assprick anytime before I die, it will be too soon!"
What's got your panties in a bunch?
The dentist’s office is an awful, awful place. I wish my teeth could survive without a checkup every six months.Â
It's not that bad.
Just got back from kickboxing camp,
Basically a waste of time... i already knew half the moves... i don't understand why it's a requirement.
Hey, Anna! We're just checking in with you about your schedule. We know you're busy, but we need to know if you're still in the group and if you're going to be back on sometime soon. We don't want to reopen Megan without hearing from you so we're giving you five days to respond to this message. Thank you :)
Yes I move out or my apartment this week and go back home and only work 1 job now I can be more active no problem
Wanna be nosy. . . here's your chance.
0: Height
1: Virgin?
2: Shoe size
3: Do you smoke?
4: Do you drink?
5: Do you take drugs?
6: Age you get mistaken for
7: Have tattoos?
8: Want any tattoos?
9: Got any piercings?
10: Want any piercings?
11: Best friend?
12: Relationship status
13: Biggest turn ons
14: Biggest turn offs
15: Favorite movie
16: I’ll love you if
17: Someone you miss
18: Most traumatic experience
19: A fact about your personality
20: What I hate most about myself
21: What I love most about myself
22: What I want to be when I get older
23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
24: My relationship with my parent(s)
25: My idea of a perfect date
26: My biggest pet peeves
27: A description of the girl/boy I like
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
30: What I hate the most about work/school
31: What your last text message says
32: What words upset me the most
33: What words make me feel the best about myself
34: What I find attractive in women
35: What I find attractive in men
36: Where I would like to live
37: One of my insecurities
38: My childhood career choice
39: My favorite ice cream flavor
40: Who wish I could be
41: Where I want to be right now
42: The last thing I ate
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
44: A random fact about anything
I do not accept help on my work. I would not be doing my job if I did.
What do you even do? Like whats your job?
Sorry. Is it suddenly illegal to curse?
I was on the phone with my YOUNGER sister.
Why don’t you want the damn fried pickles? You shit, just take them!
Because i can't stand the smell of pickles.
The barista at Starbucks wrote “You have a nice ass” on my cup. Is this some sort of joke?
That's a first. How are you doing love.
Yes I’m wearing shorts, yes I’m eating the ice cream I’m suppose to be serving, and no I don’t care. Now — what can I gettcha?
I would be sick of ice cream by now if i was you.
Is someone there?
Oh sorry, i was just gonna call home. What are you doing all the way out here.
Hmmm…Should I play Backstreet Boys or One Direction? Oh! Or maybe The Wanted…Hmmm…
You can never go wrong with One Direction.
Nope. No. Just stop. Just listen to the beat and move. Anything is better than standing there or godawful excuses for twerking.
I don't mind just standing here.
I am so far behind in my work. I spent the entire day on my stacked paperwork from “letting loose” this weekend.
What kind of paperwork do you have to do? Maybe i can help.
You go out of town for a few weeks and there's a carnival.
The question is if it’s any good.
I don't know, i worked the ticket booth. Snooze fest.