It's Okay, Life is a Tough Crowd

She/Her/They🏳️‍🌈 Classicist with the Sassicist™️ Alis Propriis Volat.

[3000s]

they should make a second car horn where instead of honking it says "i love you my beautifil friend the light is green please go" and a third car horn that says "hi grandma" for when you see your grandma while youre driving

[meganelixabethh]

i would just like everyone to know today i went to the lake with my friend, it was 27 degrees, i swam 2km in the water, we yapped over an oat flat white in the sun after, i got home smelling of suncream, my shoulders a little pink, my hair stiff from lake water and i had an everything shower before getting into pjs and making a snack plate for myself for dinner so i guess you could say i found the meaning of life actually

[meganelixabethh]

i would like to present the girl dinner in question and let everyone know i ate it while watching svu on my projector

[meganelixabethh]

i would just like everyone to know today i went to the lake with my friend, it was 27 degrees, i swam 2km in the water, we yapped over an oat flat white in the sun after, i got home smelling of suncream, my shoulders a little pink, my hair stiff from lake water and i had an everything shower before getting into pjs and making a snack plate for myself for dinner so i guess you could say i found the meaning of life actually

[meganelixabethh]

i’m really not sure if i’m gonna get horrifically flamed for this and get ready for me to just delete this post if so but i’ve noticed that jack antonoff got together with lena dunham when she was 25 and he was 27 (roughly) and girls was released that year which made lena the darling of the writing world and their love was so intense that it inspired taylor swift to write you’re in love and then they broke up around the time that lena started to become less popular in public opinion and she kind of stopped being the hot young thing on the scene.

fast forward to 2021 and he’s 37 and he meets margaret qualley (who is 26) who is right on the precipice of her maid fame and this is the thing that i remember bringing her more into the spotlight and she was heavily praised for it and their love was so intense that lana del rey wrote margaret about it and now she’s settled a bit after the substance and that feels like a decision she’s made rather than something foisted upon her and now they’re breaking up when she’s not the hot young thing on the scene anymore.

i don’t know what i’m really driving at here because i don’t think it’s the same thing as leonardo dicaprio only dating women under the age of 25 or even the men who never grow out of dating 18 year olds but i do think there’s something there about how jack is now creating this pattern where he gets into a really intense relationship with the mid-20s ingenue of a kind of specific and niche kind of art and those relationships end when the woman no longer fills that role if you get me? i’m just curious to see what his next relationship looks like and if it’s a repeat of this pattern and if he’s just like a 45 year old in a really intense relationship with the mid-20s ingenue of some other specific kind of art?

[whosname]

[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]

[racingmountpleasant]

yes, i know that love is like ghosts / and what ain't living can never really die.

Doctor Who S08E11, "Dark Water" (gif by me) // James Tadd Adcox // @annabelle--cane // Saeed Jones // Selma Asotić // Erika L. Sánchez // Marcel Roux

[iloveuppers-deactivated20250310]

Zip my pants up when ur done spam liking my posts

[doctorwhogifs]

[moonfallplays-deactivated202501]

#how long have we been holding on to this one?

[adulthoodisokay]

i’ve had this queued for 365 days

[vaguelyclevermatters]

Forever torn between:

Being grateful of Morgan and Garcia's deep, loving friendship because most media won't portray as if men and women can't be "only friends" ever without at least one of them having secret feelings

And

Thinking that if the creators weren't cowards, they would have had Garcia and Morgan dating by season 4 and married by season 7 because just look at how they are together

[fuck-customers]

[franchaelaismyeverything]

Effie’s sigh of relief while calling Haymitch’s name at the 75th reaping will haunt me for the rest of my life

[perverted-asexual]

Literally maddening that people are trying to frame being against the social media bans for kids and ID verification requirements as pedophilic and predatory.

Its not that I necessarily want kids everywhere in these spaces but I don't want to have to prove I'm not one. I don't want people without IDs to not be able to access whole sections of the Internet. I don't want people who do have IDs to have to constantly have to give up their information to random websites with risks of cyber breaches.

It's not that I think all kids exclusively benefit from being online and that theres not flaws and dangers to it. But I do think that closeted trans kid who can't come out irl should be able to find community and learn they're not alone. I do think that kids in closed off communities who may not interact with certain marginalised communities or who's parents are actively against them should have a place to talk to real people and learn.

I think that it sure is questionable timing to put everything behind an ID requirement and age restriction when social media is one of the main and few ways to get news that isn't hidden behind a pay wall and learn about the things that the mainstream papers aren't going to bother covering.

But sure, I just "don't care about the safety of children"

[rnismatch]

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

[meganelixabethh]

i can’t believe i’m posting about emerald fennells “wuthering heights” this late in the game but something about that film has haunted me for all this time and i don’t even really know how to articulate it but it’s that linton loved cathy with an eternally devoted obsession. he met her and invited her in and she stayed for weeks. he talked to her and listened to her, he laughed with her, he loved her so much he painted the walls the colour of her skin because he wanted reminders of her to be all around him. but cathy’s favourite colour was red. do you see what im saying? do you get what i mean? her walls should have been red. if he truly saw her past his obsession her room would have been red. idk it just sometimes pops into my head and makes me feel a bit emotional.

[amazoogle]

beer before beer that's ✌️two beers

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[dovv]

if our love is tragedy why are you my clarity…?