Rose Kelly

Hi I'm Rose Kelly, I'm a crazy dog person, and I sing/act a little.

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[newusernamepending]

We are closest to God when we are peeling potatoes.

[depresseddisneyprincess]

[tis-i-sarah]

i fucking love this

[chodeboy]

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

[weavemama]

JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED 

[weavemama]

The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes. 

[weavemama]

This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable. 

[xx-fadingaway-xx]

we need more women like this in law

[dutchster]

Party Rock Anthem has the same BPM as Uptown Girl (x)

[richiefuckfacetozier]

This is my favorite thing to exist

[kaspbrak-eddie]

all the gays when this song comes on in the club

[arandomthot]

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[theshitneyspears]

wholesome tiktok

[king-emare]

😭😭😭😭😭

[sunnyandpositive]

Motivation post

[yourwisehistory]

Jason ‘I like to throw axes at bullseye’ momoa

[linaisbluepancake]

[bextheboo]

[gummy-no-longer]

[fuckingcatalinawinemixer]

The Man

The Myth

The Legend

[archaeologicalnews]

500-Year-Old Body of Man Wearing Thigh-High Boots Found in London Sewer Construction

During the construction of London’s massive “super sewer,” archaeologists discovered something unusual in the mud: a 500-year-old skeleton of a man still wearing his thigh-high leather boots.

The Museum of London Archaeology (MOLA) announced this week that the skeleton was unearthed on the shores of the Thames, near a bend in the river downstream from the Tower of London.

“By studying the boots, we’ve been able to gain a fascinating glimpse into the daily life of a man who lived as many as 500 years ago,” said Beth Richardson, a finds specialist who analyzes artifacts at MOLA Headland, a consortium of archaeologists. “They have helped us to better understand how he may have made his living in hazardous and difficult conditions, but also how he may have died. It has been a privilege to be able to study something so rare and so personal.” Read more.

[katy-perrythe-platypus]

Archaeologists:

500-year old skeleton:

[valtsv]

white cis male film studies major who probably watches cinemasins: so you’re telling me you actually liked that movie??? you actually had a good time watching that piece of garbage???

me: yeah you see i have this rare medical condition called Occasionally I Enjoy Things,

[ruinedchildhood]

BIG MOOD

[porterr-robinson]

[brittany-murphy]

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