[odinsblog]

[depression-healthy-carrier]

Yeah I’m sad and depressed but at least I’m not racist or homophobic

[aurora-cimiterium]

[heavensghost]

[wnq-typography]

[wh0rerror1deac]

I need vitamin D(eath)

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[klefable]

it’s me, the neediest person in the world™

[bitchycode]

how am i sensitive and a bitch at the same time

[markparham]

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

[paganinpurple]

I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous

[parakeet]

by calling yourself valid youre invalidating others. fuck off.

FJKJDLKFJ:LKDSFLKAJDFKLAJDFLKJLKDF

[parakeet]

only one person can be valid at at time it turns out. validity is passed around like the olympic torch

[striikee]

Mom said its my turn on the valid

[sinkingtothebottom-deactivated2]

[7xr9k]

People always think if you want to hang out you have to DO something. Like… No.. Invite me over to your house, introduce me to your pets, give me a plate of Oreos and your wi-fi password. We can sit together in silence for HOURS.

[nonfunctionalqueer]

friendship goals

[bluegrasshole]

some of you have never had a customer service job and it shows

[lareynitaa-deactivated20190413]

So damn ready for hoodies and cold nights.

[unclefather]

[turing-tested]

not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive