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saanitized‌:

A clenched fist gave away the irritation that was quickly building in Saan’s chest, clicking their beak together softly. 

“You really thought the phone was ever going to help?” They wouldn’t have been so annoyed with that particular fact if it weren’t for Tako’s general attitude being so awful; logically, Saan knew pretty much everyone who entered the metro didn’t know the truth about the phone until it was too late for them. “That phone is a trickster. It isn’t even an actual phone.”

“I’ll help you. IF, and only if, you promise to stop being an asshole.” 

“Well, he would... but uh, he kinda exploded I think? He was fine til stuff came down.” She spits. “Ugh, fine, fuck me I guess. I’ll be all good for ya.” Not like she had much of a choice, there, so... she’d have to make do as best she could.

“So, uh. Who are you? Got a name? I wanna know... so I can call ya something.” Seems like she is trying, at least. Doing her best... which doesn’t mean too much, since she’s still being rude as all hell.

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saanitized‌:

The sour attitude was a bit of a slap in the face to Saan, who had grown accustomed to the friendly attitudes of inklings on the surface. While said inklings may of sometimes been annoying with their comments of how “fresh” their green skin looked, it was better than… whatever the fuck this just was.

“I don’t know who you are, but if that’s how you greet strangers then I’m not surprised no one has come looking for you. Do you still know your name?”

It was a genuine question; Saan honestly had no idea if this octo would be able to remember their name, when stuck on the border of being sanitized and being alive.

“YA, no shit.” She sneered. “I’m Tako, and you’re being pretty fucking rude to me.” Which ... well, she had started it, really. “You here to just talk, or help me?”

At least she seemed to remember her name, and kept most of her lovely personality as well. “I’m serious, I wanna leave this shithole, but uh... I think shit’s just been going down here. Stuff came crashing down for a bit, and the stupid phone ain’t helping me none.”

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Desperation had dragged Saan back down underground once again- a search for answers, for more about the memory they had uncovered. Unfortunately for them, all they were about to run into was someone who was… more likely than not going to be more of an asshole than anything helpful.

Bewilderment was clear on the sanitized’s face; this octoling they were facing now looked like someone had started to sanitize them, but… had left the job half-baked at best. Honestly, their first thought was a thought of morbid curiosity rather than pity or empathy. What did being half-sanitized even feel like? They only knew what it felt like to have the full deal done. 

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Tako had uh, well.. had a little bit of a run-in with a certain phone.  She’d gotten bored with the Canyon, suck over to the Metro, and... hadn’t had a chance as soon as she was surrounded by a bunch of Octolings.

Of course, Tartar wasn’t going to waste any time on a projects when a test subject was on the way to destroy his ultimate plan.

Which had led to her getting stuck halfway between getting sanitized and not. When she spotted someone down here for the first time in what, months, she immediately sneered.

“Oh, hey. Someone finally gives a shit about me and comes to pick me up, huh?”

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gottaxroll‌:

    I’m still thinking it over myself… But have you ever had pancakes or waffles? You should try them. Maybe you’ll like one more than the other.

Uh... I’m not sure.... 

What do you like more?

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@gottaxroll

Tel me what to pick so I can be on your team.

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Nameless is just gonna give Tako the content of his tip jar for the day. Happy Octo day, Tako.

Mine now. Fuck off.

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Why don’t I get any fucking money, you bitch!?

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gottaxroll:

    That’s okay! You don’t have to do that. I’d rather look together than have you go on your own.

Ah... I think I understand.

I have a question, though.

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gottaxroll:

    Not yet. But I’m gonna start looking at places. You can come with me on tours if you like.

Hm. I could find something for you, I think. I am.. .good at things.

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gottaxroll:

    Of course not! You can come with me. I just… I think it’s time I stop living with my parents, you know? I have a good job and stuff…

...oh. I’d love to live with you. Do you have a place you want to stay at yet?

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Does that mean I have to be alone?

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((MOM can I join

pls?))

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djdedf1sh replied to your post: “(…so if Tako and Yaki dressed up as the sisters, does that mean people…”:

“why was callie such a sarcastic jerk to me? D: - the saga”

(THEyRE S O DUIMN))

[djdedf1sh-deactivated20210415]

Clearly, this is why Marie won popularity in the final Splatoon 1 Splatfest.

Too many dumb Inklings thought Tako was Callie and decided to go for Marie because of the BLUH BLUH HUGE JERK

INKLINGS ARE INDEED SO SELF-ABSORBED AND DUMB I LOVE THEM

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((you can pry that out of m cold dead fish hands))

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djdedf1sh replied to your post: “(…so if Tako and Yaki dressed up as the sisters, does that mean people...”:

"why was callie such a sarcastic jerk to me? D: - the saga"

(THEyRE S O DUIMN))

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(...so if Tako and Yaki dressed up as the sisters, does that mean people would mistake them for the actual sisters.................................................. )

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thatneonsquid:

Callie just nods, at a loss for words for once in her life. How can her fellow inklings be so… well… stupid.

“Hm, that’s good. Now I wonder if uh, anyone would be confused if I dressed up as your cousin again.”