Twin Of Myself

Seraphim. She/they. You can call me Jo. Starscream apologist. Minors dni I am 29.

[somberstarter]

Doodle dump of my favorite circle wooohhh

[slitherbop]

[07242024-deactivated20240725]

does anyone understand

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[mysimspc]

[eisly-deactivated20251004]

Downdraft/Updraft

[5t4r5cr34m-ah3g40-h00d13]

[o-ceti]

[astralpenguin]

self care is writing a fic that you’re literally the sole target audience for

[sandmandaddy69]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[gabrielagresteofficial]

*turns a perfect 180 degrees so that my cutting board-flat ass is facing you* *i walk away with feminine swagger but masculine contempt*

[laughingmango]

[deadeyesopened]

[jumex]

Me:

The little girl from the ring:

[treecitysessions]

In my mind this post has a million notes

[toriel-2]

its that a wooden spoon in your pocket or is your penis a wooden spoon or ?

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[thisiswhymomworries]

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

and how many of those synonyms am I actually willing to use

[thisiswhymomworries]

tier 1 (most accepted, considered sexy): cock, dick

tier 2 (generally accepted): length, manhood, member, shaft

tier 3 (clinical, too formal, but not cheesy): groin, penis, phallus

tier 4 (cheesy, barely acceptable): [insert name] Jr., dong, junk, knob, prick, rod, tool, wand, wood

tier 5 (ridiculous, unacceptable, pls don’t): anything to do with beer cans, baby-maker, bishop, choad, donger, dragon, fuck wand, fun stick, hog, johnson, jimmy, lap rocket, little [insert name], love muscle/rod/stick, meat stick, one-eyed [anything], piston, private eye, schlong, trouser snake, wiener, winkie

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

[the-haiku-bot]

tier 3 (clinical,

too formal, but not cheesy):

groin, penis, phallus

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[gayfour]

[abbasaragchifanclub]

they're scared cuz under socialism strap gets you pregrant

[mitski-im-your-man]

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