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[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[moist-astronaut]

you're absolutely correct it was

[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]

[yallstillhere]

[bonitv]

I will never not laugh at this

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[semiotextiana]

i wish i had a ps4 so i could smell the air thats coming out the back

[smoked-out-xx--wolfhunter--xx]

For Real ✌ It’s The Little Things That Count I Mean Don’t Get Me Wrong I’ve Had My Fair Share Of Mistakes But For Real Its A New Year And I Am Trying To Be Better I Am Reading More Articles And Getting My Dick Sucked 4 Times A Week Or More I Used To Be In A Bad Way I Thought It Was Halloween But Turns Out It Hasn’t Been Halloween For 2 Years Puts Thing Into Perspective But I Dont Let It Define Me

[semiotextiana]

<3

[ddeeric]

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fuckheadwitha]

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

[anemicspice-deactivated20220603]

[stability]

[valtsv]

[aidn]

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

[thefriendlyfaithplate]

here's my portal oc his name is guntley. he's wheatley's brother and he has a gun

[devildaisies]

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

[dogsuggest]

Baby dog has huge feets!? Born With so much love for you already, has to be stored in The Toes

[dogsuggest]

magical girl shows really did snap when they assigned personality traits based off the members colors

[gayhex]

pink - commander and the leader. probably really nice and sweet

blue - probably very close to pink, is either 100 iq smarty pants but shy or very tough and cool

yellow/orange - very happy and positive. can vary from being newbie of the group to be older and mature, probably known as the beautiful one

purple - mysterious, usually starts off as a rival or joins the group later, but is definitely known to the members as another MG. Probably has a softer side they don’t show

[squeezemetillipop]

Don’t forget green - more mature and very reliable

[kuramamanamahamanamana]

Red - Mad

[metaphoricalicecream]

[maybemoonbeams]

okay but this implies the existence of a lost pink teletubby. a fallen leader too painful to talk about anymore

[starwarsepisodeiv]

tubby custard.

[maybemoonbeams]

[unicornmitteneater]

where….where are the notes……

[piesandswords]

in the tubby custard with the pink teletubby

[deathgroupie]

so apparently there’s a “for mature audiences” novelization of Frozen, and i’m about to spend the next 7.5 hours of my life listening to it

[meggoss]

pls update

[deathgroupie]

@meggoss alright! I’m about ¼ of the way through, and….

- Everyone is an infant???? As someone who has just turned 18, I can’t imagine anyone my age being preoccupied with marriage prospects or plotting the hostile takeover of another nation like Anna and Hans

- Hans’ storyline is darker than I expected, which is where I assume the “mature” warning comes from. And, since it’s cutting between his and Anna’s POV, it’s really jarring to go between Anna baking cookies to parental abuse and self harm. 

- Speaking of Hans: despite the book being billed as “Frozen but moodier and more Anna+Hans interaction” Hans is really… fixated on Elsa (who has not shown up in person yet)? He spends three YEARS learning everything he can about her, is constantly fantasizing about courting and marrying her, etc. I think the author has an agenda…

Besides that, it’s an often verbatim retelling of Frozen with some minor world-building thrown in. I’m still going with it, so maybe it’ll stop adhering to the movie script so much as time goes on. 

[meggoss]

oh nooooo that sounds questionable

im totally interested. thanks for the idea im gonna go waste a lot of time now. :)

[deathgroupie]

so apparently there’s a “for mature audiences” novelization of Frozen, and i’m about to spend the next 7.5 hours of my life listening to it

[meggoss]

pls update