no thank you

man im just fuckin reblogging whatever

[tonybanks]

riddle me this

yee

haw

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[goldcrescent]

my lunch break is over but this is frying me so bad rn

[were--ralph]

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

[evilwizard]

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

[were--ralph]

[alphabetcompletionist]

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

26/26

[were--ralph]

[tonybanks]

i feel like your pfp gets more smushed every time i see you in my dash

I'll smoosh him extra just for you anon <3

[p0ssumkingdom]

the entirety of “Meet the Spy” sped up 10x except for the word “pornography”

[naturalbornluvr-deactivated2025]

it’s like 9 inches nothing can convince me otherwise

[reefer-madn3ss]

Trent reznor talking about his nails:

[funnyshark]

[emil]

[sisyphusshrugged]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[lolt64]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aaays-and-bees]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[rudolphsboyfriend]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[ssolvix]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[twoarrsandonesea-deactivated202]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[wanderer-chronicles]

Good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[big-condiments-official]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[welsh-dragon-offical]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

[offiiciallybavaria]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[todarknessitfalls]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

[exymylove]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[the-very-unofficial-ussr]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

[godsfavefemboy]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[the-real-gmail]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

[spaghetti-o-fficial]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[chaos-on-stand-bi]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

Bad news about the boulder everyone

[watercraver]

Good morning kings, let’s push this boulder.

[th3-r4t-48]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aflairforthemelodramaticc-deact]

good morning kingz letz push thiz boulder

[skelpiescool-deactivated2025071]

bad news about the boulders everyone

[scooburst]

good morning kings, lets push this boulder

[bees-official]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[scruffy-bunny]

good morning kings, lets push this boulder

[canis-pluralis]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[lesbianpoetess]

good morning kings, lets push this boulder

[shortcakedoggie-reblog]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[tuxedokit]

good morning kings, lets push this boulder

[deadbeatdiabolist]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[shnipshnap]

good morning kings lets push this boulder

[friendlyfirestarter]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[bubblemakerman]

good morning, kings! let’s push this boulder.

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[aethersea]

good morning, kings, let’s push this boulder

[tanoraqui]

bad news about the boulder everyone

[deathtothecrows]

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[smallestbubs]

sweet roll

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[rabbitindisguise]

[udekai]

[raevenlywrites]

This artist's rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I've ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service

[glitchysquidd-deactivated202408]

Classic

[dustydaydreamer]

Is this ready for @hellsite-hall-of-fame yet?

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

YES

[dsabian]

Happy Anniversary Vanilla Sweep

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

​it’s been a whole year since vanilla extract?!???

[quarks-pussy]

Y'all holy shit

This might already be common knowledge and only news to me as a recent trekkie but before the day is over in most time zones, well...

I had assumed that all the lizards were puppets and the babies might be (couldn't find anything that would indicate otherwise) but. Salamander Janeway and Paris were played by human beings in costumes.

Susan Rossitto and Cindy Sorensen are the ones who played the Threshold lizards.

Both of them went uncredited and Susan Rossitto also passed away in 2013, but here are pictures of them:

Everyone say "Thank you Susan and Cindy!" 🫡

[sqweanky]

[queermaddscientist]

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

[rawringthroughthetwenties]

Ok but this is actually one of the easiest ways to tell what something is made of! I did a textiles degree and one day as part of a class we all went outside with a pile of scrap fabric and set fire to the little pieces and recorded how they burned. We were given a chart that looked something like this to tell what each fabric was (it gets a little tricky is it’s a mix of fabrics though). Why did we do this? There is very little regulation in the textiles industry so a lot of materials are mislabelled as something they aren’t and sold for more than they should be, also sometimes people buy fabric second hand or discounted which doesn’t have any label at all. If you have a fabric you are having doubts about, cut a tiny piece off and do the burn test and you should know pretty fast what you are dealing with. Anyways your fabric store should be lighting things on fire because this means that they are actually checking what the fabrics are and aren’t trying to pass cheap stuff off as more expensive than it is.

[queermaddscientist]

Ooh! I knew it was a standard test but I hadn’t seen a chart as detailed as this thank you!

[lumpberry]

this is just Phasmophobia for people who sew?

[farm-paws]

I’m building their house and they are concerned about the progress

[sparrrorow]

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

[ID: a very simply drawn three panel comic. the first panel shows a person approaching a cat that's laying on the floor and reaching down to hug her, saying "gertie." the second panel shows two coins falling from the person's shirt pocket. the third panel shows the coins bouncing off the cat, who doesn't care.]

[passionpeachy]

the 2 ways I draw moths………they’re like cousins to me