Honored Worm King @mannimarcoiscool - Tumblr Blog

" I'm a rollin' stone, all alone and lost For a life of sin, I have paid the cost When I pass by, all the people say There goes another boy down the lost highway "

Howdy! Welcome to my blog!

My name is Scotty / Jackson. I'm a cowboy/evil wizard/occational artist who is way too into The Elder Scrolls and Spider-Man. I go by he/it/cowboy.

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couriersolano

You know, i just realized that Benny is the only character you can sleep with that has dialogue DURING the act. Red Lucy, Sarah, Fisto, all just fade to black and you’re done. But Benny? That man cannot shut the hell up. He HAS to say stupid shit all the time.

bluelectricblu

I think Benny falloutnewvegas would call a penis a ring a ding dong :(

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these things keep stealing ancient coins from my catacombs

inbabylontheywept

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

powerbottomeminem

“Wanna come in? I show you my other ankle.”

copperopper365

67/365 ✶⋆.˚

Saturday April 4th 2026

calware

i really love this genre of image

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villaqueen

The best part of that video is that the owner found the ORIGINAL plush later on the beach and took another video with it after their grandmother stitched it back up

pangur-and-grim

the club moss I got for my terrarium is dying, despite being lovingly packed into organic soil with oven-fried leaf litter and bioactive springtails and isopods, and meanwhile in my fridge my fuck ass onions are sending out bright green shoots as happy as could be in their cold dark box of fucking nothing

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