Thunder thighs and starry eyes

Just looking for some chicken fries

[mysharona1987]

[guerrillatech]

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[ankle-beez]

EXCUSE ME???

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

haha funny post this cant be real--

oh

[identificat]

you obviously haven't experienced the epic highs and lows of high school COMBAT

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[heydaveheydave]

Big fuck

[catchymemes]

[wheeloffortune-design]

…oh.

also, trying to have an artistic career at the same time? yeah no wonder i don’t meet my own expectations.

[melonmemes]

[memewhore]

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

this thread absolutely killed me

[clownships-deactivated20230325]

one time i was drinking lemonade and then took the cup randomly and spilled my drink on the floor next to me before setting the cup down in from of me on the table. i sat there for 10 fucking minutes before realizing that my cup was empty, to which i then got up from my chair to get some more, cause a bitch was thirsty, and my ass slipped

[awwcutepets]

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

[hclark70]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-memedaddy]

[thestateonmtv]

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

[thestateonmtv]

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

[confusinglycarnivorous]

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

[tittily]

after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service “hey how can i help you” and without missing a beat he accidentally said “hey what can i get ya” (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest i’ve ever felt to someone

[tittily]

we were two NPC’s who met irl

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[madz-the-3rd]

[jollyhollya]

Bibbity bobbity boo!

I had my own fairy godmother this weekend at comic con. So magical.

[justhere4coffee]

I slowed the actual transformation down 200% so you can see just how brilliant it is… From the first sign of the ballgown to completely changed takes less than 3 seconds. That is some epic-level crafting.

[jollyhollya]

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

[burgerlords]