What Have I Got In MY Pocket?

  People call those imperfections, but no, that's the good stuff.

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[dailyflicks]

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (2014) dir. Shawn Levy

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[say-prettyy-pleasee]

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

🙏🏾💰💵

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“fitted” sheets well why dont they then. why dont they

[meteora-fc]

because everyone needs to watch "carrot in a box" at least once

(+ my fav comment about him: sean's so funny he makes jimmy laugh like a normal human)

[idiots-assembled]

According to the article, Katy Wix confirmed production begins in January.

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[ordinarymagician2222]

uh oh [x]

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it’s time

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THEEEEEEEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

IM THE KING OF THE RUMBA BEAT

WHEN I PLAY THE MARACAS I GO

CHIC CHICKY BOOM CHIC CHICKY BOOM

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[cheesehound]

adslkjfslkjfd’d too hard not to reblog.

[ditto616]

The Mask in The Mask is Norse. This is Aztec. I’d be more worried about vampires…

[standnamestandmaster]

[ STAND NAME ] HEY, PACHUCO!

[ STAND MASTER ] STANLEY IPKISS

[veeranger]

confirmed

[inthetags]

reblog and tag a scent that makes/made you feel nauseous or queasy

[redbeardace]

IT’S ACE WEEK!

[alwaysbewoke]

these motherfuckers don’t deserve any pussy. fuck their dumb asses. ladies, when a guy asks you out and suggests a place to go, ALWAYS suggest another place to see if his ass is some lame pua wannabe. fellas, stop being a bunch of insecure pussies. this ISN’T how you prove yourselves to be alphas. smfh. real men know when to flex and when to chill, this was a fucking “chill” moment and he blew trying to be “alpha.” dumbass.

“do not tolerate disagreement” wtf?!?! some of you motherfuckers want a fucking dog NOT a woman. 

[fayanora]

Reblogging this version because the one on my feed had transphobes on it.

[liberalsarecool]

💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[naanviolent]

They could also call it "essential labor" since that's what it is, but they choose not to

[studentlifeproblems]

[prettynerdieworks]

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT 1988 | Robert Zemeckis

[natalieironside]

I find myself getting less and less ambitious the older I get.

When I was graduating high school I wanted to do great things and be super famous and change the world.  Now I just want to hang out and not bother anybody.

[natalieironside]

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years” just chilling hopefully