Shostakovich?

Music ninja, coffee aficionado, and soon to be world traveler.

[evepolastriyoupieceofshit]

#ImStillWithHer

[singlesilverearring]

why is everyone so mean. how aren’t you tired

[hansgrubr]

a compilation of my favorite vines to commemorate one of my favorite social media platforms ever

[fauxfable]

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

[stone-monkey]

Home Alone: White House Havoc

[fauxfable]

[weloveshortvideos]

These boys came to my door on Halloween and I couldn’t stop laughing.

[awesomevines]

[umbrizaphiriz]

THE A C C E N T OMG

[jagoandlitefoot]

[Three people with Irish accents, all overlapping each other: “Are they helium balloons?” “Oh for fuck’s sake!” “I told you, the car’s not built for helium balloons!” “Ah, fuck it…” “It’s too late!” “We’re flying away!”]

[therothwoman]

HOW

[breakfastburritosattiffanys]

I HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING

RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME ON IT’S LOVELY WEATHER

FOR A SLEIGH RIDE TOGETHER WITH YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[phils-mum-and-llama-placentas]

IT’S STARTED

[itsfantasticallyhomoerotic]

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

[digg]

name a more iconic duo…i’ll wait

[c-bassmeow]

My depression has been cured

[supernatasha]

[goblinparty]

Donna Meagle is my life inspiration

[harrypotterfandomunite]

A calm, honest and of highest respect and deepest sympathies speech

[unflatteringcatselfies]

His name is Marshmallow and he’s both long and fat.

[cozmeesah]

EXCUSE ME?!?? Bring it BACK? I wasn’t aware it was gone. But, oh that’s right, it must have been because there’s been a black FLOTUS for 8 years. She couldn’t possibly be glamorous, right?

[somethingratchet]

The white house will never look this good again

[abeeiamnot]

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

[go-pokemon]

I love this. Take a shelter dog with you, guys. Everyone. Everywhere.

[stone-monkey]

Hey Americans, the Uk will trade you our Royal Family for the Obamas. All of ours, even the kids. We’ll even throw in some of those “handsome” British actors you like so much, we don’t care. Hell, take the crown jewels too.

[bigmammallama5]

youll take the obamas from my cold dead hands theyre one of the few good things we have left right now

[asspunker-deactivated20140913]

do u ever just love someone so much it overwhelms ur entire heart and thats all u can think about and even seeing a picture of them or something just triggers this rush of emotion and all u can think is like wtf i love u 

[killing-the-headlamps]

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

[mr--roboto]