The Clans: Should You Diablerize Them?
Ventrue: What part of EAT THE RICH don’t you understand?
Malkavian: What. No. Do you want crazy? Because this is how you get crazy.
Gangrel: The only reason to diablerize a Gangrel is because you want to talk to dogs. And that is valid.
Nosferatu: It turns out, ugly IS catching.
Toreador: Yes, but they’ll probably say something pretentious while you do it and you’ll get an STD.
Tremare: Yes. Do it. They have it coming.
Brujah: Side effects may include: excessive wassailing, public drunkenness, and an appreciation for poetry.
Tzmisce: Ask yourself. Is Vicissitude really worth eating that? You don’t know where it’s been.
Giovanni: Giovanni are like potato chips, you can’t eat just one. Because their relatives will keep coming after you and it becomes a whole thing. Unlike potato chips, they’re just gross.
Followers of Set: Look. Not only should you diablerize a follower of Set, it should be on the top of your priority list. One, it serves the smug bastards right, and two, who wouldn’t want to turn into a giant snake?
LaSombra: Bold of you to assume this wasn’t their plan all along.
Assamite: The Assamite will eat you, and it will be your own fault for trying this.
Salubri: Sure, physically, you could eat a Salubri. But emotionally? Imagine the cost.
Caitiff: …Now you’re just being mean.
Part II: The Bloodlines