melf unlimited

melfii | she/her | i: @crobat

[nam3-kun]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

a noob in the killfeed is worth two on the objective

[misophonie]

sharing a full screenshot uncropped is kind of like bending over in a little skirt and pulling it up a little

[3000s]

[unification]

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

[rugwurm]

[pjackk]

What does hate fuck mean ?

[noelle-ism]

when hate someone so much you fuck them

[pjackk]

The tulip fuck the buzzing bee that steals it sugars

❓

[dogpuppy]

[soup-mother]

You've been a bad little dimmie haven't you? Mummy's going to have to put some chicken salt on you. You've been waiting for me in this bain marie alllll day right? That's good. Get that white paper bag all greasy for me. Good girl.

#chickensaltplay #dimsim #deepfrieddimsim #chickensaltondimsim #itsnotamispellingofdimsumitsadistinctthing #lookituponwikipediaorsomething

[zackthelion]

miderbeas....

[deirdreskye]

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

[foreveriallyzombified]

can u plllllleasssse explain the world of happiness screenshot its making me crazy

well it WAS run by, i believe, caleb pitt

(this guy)

and it basically was just a men’s love and giggles group chat twitter called MensBestLoves

posting shit like this generally

the previous one especially changed my neural pathways

unfortunately caleb at some point decided it was time for a rebrand and made the whole account this

[blasesaint]

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[maviena]

Something possessed me and I had to make this

[maviena]

🧪☕️

[maviena]

Color practice with my dorks