honeyed words & oracular bees

Melissae. 25-yr-old woman living in the US. Fond of food, stories, and other things we share. Call me Liz, and if you want to get my attention, I track #melissae and #melissaeastron. my AO3 page / fic stuff on tumblr / drop me a line

[cookinguptales]

HE KEPT IT!!!!

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

im scremaign

[writerswritecompany]

[metaphortunate]

Leslie Knope.

I have no fear.

[laurashapiro-noreally]

Sue Perkins, Mel Giedroyc, Mary Berry, and Paul Hollywood. I might be a little worried.

[vincennesdimanche]

Houdini and Doyle.

I feel confident.

[spank-the-villain]

The Golden Girls. #ciner1013 was right, I should have been watching Daredevil

[meret118]

Love It or List It. I’m doomed, but my grave will be in a fantastic location with a gorgeous view, and the funeral service and luncheon after will be beautiful and elegant.

[tamalinnlj]

I last watched Daredevil. Thank god, I’m safe!

[babbleismysuperpower]

the magicians. i honestly don’t know if i’m going to be ok or not.

[lasrina]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine. I’ll be rescued, but in the process three drug dealers, the Pontiac Bandit, and a corgi will make their getaways while a warehouse burns down and someone ends up wearing a bunny suit.

[tkingfisher]

I caught two thirds of an episode of Metalocalypse. Damage will be extraordinary and I will likely die of burst eardrums, unless for some reason the accountant feels I ought to survive. 

[the-real-seebs]

A friend of mine and I just binge-watched Fringe. The good news is, we’ll be fine. The bad news is, the collateral damage may exceed two universes.

[vastderp]

it was almost FMA but then it was 11.22.63 instead FUCK FUCK FUCK I’M DOOMED

[elanorpam]

dragon ball super. it’s gonna be entertaining to watch at least

[jumpingjacktrash]

i last watched agents of shield

you only think you kidnaped me actually it’s part of a clever scheme to get you to reveal your hydra contacts and now the building is surrounded good luck

[teratocybernetics]

Arrested Development. I am fucked.

[spookychan]

Garnet. 

I’m in good loving hands.

[doubtingsalmon]

Walking Dead. That’s a hot mess of characters, part of which are trying to save me, part responsible for the kidnapping, and part trying to eat me.

[thebiggestnerd]

Osomatsu-san. I am so fucked…

[takecareofsasuke-deactivated202]

[kicsterash]

Baymax giving you a fist bump.

If you did not fall in love with him shame on you

[insertevencoolername-deactivate]

@jordimeryle - have a fist bump. ^^

[castrationstation-deactivated20]

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: the collective misinterpretation of Vladimir Nabokov’s Lolita is a disturbing reminder of the relationship between the artist and the audience, who has the power to create meaning through interpretation, and how art with even the best intentions may end up being a complete reflection of the maladies of a given society

[earthdad]

me: send me pics

you: what u wanna see?(;

me: spiderman

you: what?

me:

[melissae-astron]

Joyce: Pitch's daughter is named Emily Jane.

ROTG Fandom: How bout no? She's Seraphina.

Joyce: Jack's sister is named Flee.

ROTG Fandom: Naaaaah. We'll keep calling her Emma.

Joyce: Jack frost and Nightlight are linked.

ROTG Fandom: Hahahaha. Nope.

[melissae-astron]

the eternal question

do I post my fic super late or wait ‘til morning??

[melissae-astron]

that moment when you realize you accidentally wrote several thousand words in the wrong tense

[artisticmoods]

Ready for Easter yet? Illustrator Dinara Mirtalipova is! Find her gorgeous painted eggs on the blog today:

http://www.artisticmoods.com/painted-easter-eggs-by-dinara-mirtalipova/

[melissae-astron]

Finished my WIP! Replied to all the comments in my inbox!

[melissae-astron]

help how do I mark a fic complete?

edit: thanks icka haha

[melissae-astron]

Believing Is Seeing, Epilogue/Side Story

Believing Is Seeing, Epilogue/Side Story Jack gives back. Sort of.

(Look it’s still Easter somewhere.)

It’s done??? The weird little skating fic I expected to be like 3k words is finally done???

This last little slice of life went through a lot of iterations. I uh. I’m really bad at saving documents while I’m writing them. Still, though, this fic is finally done, though I don’t want to say that I won’t ever add any more onto it. I have a thousand ideas about these two in this dumb ‘verse, and if you’d like to know about any of them, feel free to hit me up.

[melissae-astron]

is there a tumblr version of subtweeting??? I’ve ~arrived~.

[faragonart]

“Easter is tomorrow!”

[zodiac-rave]

I just snorted so hard in the middle of a restaurant