Melissa Misfortune

Pinup and alt model, nerd, artist. My Tumblr is part modeling portfolio and projects I work on, part everyday life photos, part stuff I love.

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you fucked up

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My six pack has arrived due to laughter

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Stanley Lau

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TAG UR FINALE SPOILERS

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Dita Von Teese http://goo.gl/S7K8SR

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I have this bra and right now can't believe I never thought to put it under a sheer top like this.

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something i hate is how in a lot of movies the ugly guy gets the hot chick but when the ugly chick gets the hot guy she has to go through a beautiful transition into a sexy woman first

[mydarling]

too accurate.

[melissamisfortune]

My Halloween decorating is now in full swing. I put so much up today I am almost ready to make and buy more. Next week I am starting the Halloween school lunches for my little one. Please let this next month go slowly enough to be able to do everything I have planned!

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Philipp Plein Spring 2014

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Wheels and Dollbaby - absolutely glamorous!

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Who are these models/who did the makeup and who shot this? It is beautiful!

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"Durin is the name that the Dwarves used for the eldest of the Seven Fathers of their race, and the ancestor of all the kings of the Longbeards. He slept alone, until in the deeps of time and the awakening of that people he came to Azanulbizar, and in the caves above Kheled-zâram in the east of the Misty Mountains he made his dwelling, where afterwards were the Mines of Moria renowned in song. There he lived so long that he was known far and wide as Durin the Deathless. Yet in the end he died before the Elder Days had passed, and his tomb was in Khazad-dûm; but his line never failed […]”

JRR Tolkien: The Lord of the RIngs (Appendix A)

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After 6 years of not dancing, I am finally back in a ballet class (twice a week) with my absolute favorite teacher. I forgot how good it feels to push myself this hard, to pour my heart into movement like this, to work on each step to be better and better, to feel the music. Don't ever let yourself give up something that makes you feel this whole and alive for 6 years.

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So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.