[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[urbanism]

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

[systlin]

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

[mellowbre]

I say things that I mean

Sometimes misunderstood by minds that want to fight

Or find a way to be right about everything.

I'm not right, I'm far from it. But I know my worth. I know who I am.

And if sticking up for myself and not dealing with petty people bothers you, then get the fuck over yourself

Grow the fuck up and act like an adult.

[prettygreyscaps]

                                                                “t o  b e  h a p p y.  Maybe it’s this expectation though of wanting to be happy that just keeps us from ever getting there. Maybe the more we try to will ourselves to state’s of bliss, the more confused we get - to the point where we don’t recognize ourselves. Instead we just keep smiling - trying to be the happy people we wish we were. Until it eventually hits us, it’s been there all along. Not in our dreams or our hopes but in the known, the comfortable, the familiar.”

[thepersonalquotes]

https://www.instagram.com/thepersonalquotes/

[extramadness]

[thepersonalquotes]

[mellowbre]

All my co-workers are beautiful people and then there's me

[best-life-wisdom]

I no longer force things. what flows flows, what crashes, crashes. I only have space and energy for things that are meant for me.

[mellowbre]

I know relationships are hard, but holy fuck.

[heartbreakclubs]

[mellowbre]

Hey so uh...Olive Juice

Olive juice. I needed that, you are three best I almost started crying

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[unplatziert]

Can you believe there are people who are illegal People

[normalshrimp]

i lived, bitch

[they-call-me-marlon]

i laughed, bitch

[mgs3pe]

i loved, bïtch

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

I ain’t never gunna stop loving you, bitch.

[tiffanyvalntine]

I won’t hesitate, bitch

[mitski-miyawakis]

it’s Britney, bitch

[lunchboxpoems]

NEIL HILBORN

[buttonpoetry]

“I want to thank you for making all the love songs mean something again.”

— Neil Hilborn - “Me, But Happy” (Button Live)

[northlxne]

(x)

[wordsnquotes]

“There are days that I cannot find the sun even though its right outside my goddamn window.”

— Neil Hilborn, “This is Not the End of the World”