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[superbat-love]

Dick: Hey, look! There’s a fortune teller! Let’s go get our fortunes read.

Bruce: You do realize that most of them in Gotham aren’t the real deal, right? They’re just preying on your insecurities for profit.

Dick: You can’t know that for certain, Bruce. Come on, what’s the harm? It’s just for fun.

Bruce: Fine, but I’m not going to believe a word she says, and I’m definitely not getting scammed out of my money.

Mysterious Fortune Teller: Welcome, handsome young gentlemen. [stares at Bruce] I sense a tragic and troubled past within you, my boy. Ahh, I feel a chill.

Bruce: Yes, it was all over the news.

Mysterious Fortune Teller: I also sense violence and bloodshed surrounding you… Shadowy figures with dark motives and selfish desires… Oh dear, I hear laughter tinged with insanity.

Bruce: Perks of living in Gotham City.

Mysterious Fortune Teller: You will face your most difficult challenge yet in the future… You will be forced to confront your feelings and confess to a certain individual… I see red, blue, and yel—

Bruce: [pushes a thick stack of bills towards her] How do I avoid this catastrophe?

[mellowcandycat]

Mysterious Fortune Teller: there is no avoiding the future

[chamiryokuroi]

Mob!AU Tim, in where he is reminiscing about his childhood dreams and how silly they were (if only he knew).

Tim is not usually the one to get his hands dirty, but sometimes both Darla and Bernard are busy so it is up to him to finish the “work”. Don’t worry the man is ok… or he will be, as soon as his family pay for their transgression against the Aquistas.

[mellowcandycat]

This is so cool love the concept. U think thered ever be a cross between redwood and him

[mellowcandycat]

Just to remebr the era of my shoes no ones gonna prob see thjs

[kvetch19]

[mellowcandycat]

This is so fucking cool I need to paint this.

[mellowcandycat]

I NEED HELP FINDING A FIC

PLEASEEEEEEE

It was one of the fics were Peter Parker gets transported to Gotham and meets the batfam. but in this one tim and Peter start dating and Peter is developing more spider powers like venom and sharper teeth. then one time tim and Peter kiss in the morning when school starts and tims mouth starts feeling numb but he just thinks Peter ate fish sticks or smthin bc he's allergic to shellfish. and Peter is freaking out thinking he accidently poised his boyfriend and is really worried but hasn't told his boyfriend he's a meta yet. and tims just sitin there not worried but his mouth is numb for a lil bit and just tells Peter to not eat fish before he kisses him.

[tyrannosarahsrex8]

Welcome to the “whoops! I accidentally started got manipulated into starting the apocalypse!” Club. Members being Jonathan Sims and Mable Pines. They’re both ✨traumatised✨

Bonus comic

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

OP is right

[mellowcandycat]

[thearsonistofarland]

CHAT BIG BIG BIG NEWS

[mellowcandycat]

WHATTT STOP IM FREAKIN OU I NEED THIS NOW

[xiaoks]

i drew @cosmicpoutine's stray tim design :3c

[mellowcandycat]

The gender to be him

[mellowcandycat]

Have any boys out there become Tom?

[flonflonflon]

birdification beam!!

[mellowcandycat]

Really wanna make a painting of this with a realistic version of the birds

[sarcasticscribbles]

Long awaited sequel to Twink Mr Bonzo: Bear Needles Everyone thank @lilaczx for this commission Spoiler for tmagp 30 /j

[morganbritton132]

AU where Tim, age nine, walked three miles to his neighbor’s house, held up his bleeding hand to Alfred, and asked if he could please have a bandaid. He got stitches instead, and a hug from Dick, who squeezed him tight and asked, “Can we keep him?”

And then Tim never went home again.

He learns gymnastics with Dick and reads in the library with Jason. He shows Alfred how to reset the wifi and rambles on to Bruce about his latest obsession (shipwrecks), and he never sees his parents again.

Behind the scenes, there was a kid left alone in a mansion while a whole international incident played out. It included a kidnapping, a ransom, a failed hostage negotiation, and two dead parents never coming home.

It pokes at a wound in Bruce when he is told about the Drakes and he has always been productive in tragedy. He knows how to shove the hurt away and build something strong on top of it.

The adoption was seamless. The sell of the Drake Estate was effortless. The trust for Tim. The memorial. The scholarships in Jack and Janet’s names. Bruce does it all methodical and singleminded.

And somewhere. Somehow. They forget to tell Tim.

Sometimes he misses his mom and dad. He misses his old room and being alone in a big house, but months turn to years and he likes it here. He really does. He has brothers here and Alfred, and they say they’re his family. He likes that.

They said they wanted to keep him, so they kept him. Kept him forever.

Then Damian is there.

Tim comes home and there’s a new boy, about the age he was when they got him. Tim asks in a whisper, “Did they take you too?”

[mellowcandycat]

Self care is officially over i wanna peal of my skin like a glove

[pileofblanks]

Oh, john...

(Based off of this post v)

[mellowcandycat]

Is he even able to access the internet at a certaint point tho caus technology aside from the tape recorders almost never are able to work around spooky stuff

[mellowcandycat]

I always have to listen to the newest episode because if i don't and open this app now I know about how transphobic the British public transport is

[mellowcandycat]

Personally think that batman ears on his cowl turn back like a cat when he's particularly grumpy

[zeetannas]

bruce wayne fans watching him be reduced to a shitty abusive emotionless father/mentor and retaining little to none of his personality traits and morals for the 6372737282 time in a row (they’re running out of ways to defend him)