School is fun

HELLO! Mellwis here. Welcome to my tumblr and have a wonderful day <3

[thebootydiaries]

me: *looks out the window*

me: when will my online purchases arrive

[heckifiknowcomics]

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[carnival-phantasm]

[heartamantium]

when you forget to read the tags on a fanfic:

[loymain]

“friends to lovers, cuddles, established relationship,”

“vore,”

[level5goblin]

I need a girl👸🏼 who's a: Lady in the streets 👠 Freak in the sheets 😈 Cory in the house 👦🏾

[thebootydiaries]

person: caffeine raises ur anxiety levels

me: *hands shaking, heart pounding* okay, that sounds fake but... okay

[lion-prince-deactivated20160427]

me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that

me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[pururin]

we’ve come full circle

[charismat1c-megafauna]

Fun fact apparently there is serious debate in Japan as to whether the King of the Hill sub or dub is better.

[cil-confirmed]

this is something i never knew i was waiting my whole life to read

[acoolguy]

hank hill sub: that boy ain’t right

hank hill dub: yare yare daze

[dungeons-and-danis]

oh mood

[armandyke]

I’m so annoyed that the guys in the mamma mia prequel all look like handsome surfer dudes when it is mamma mia CANON that they looked like this

[armandyke]

I’m glad to see this post is finally getting some traction because I’m still mad about it

[padfootstolemycrumpet-deactivat]

I was literally just thinking about this today

[pompousprince]

I’m literally angry

[nonbinaryspacedust-deactivated2]

[chelstone]

[pigeon666]

Personal study

[anistarrose]

I’m so happy Alex Hirsch has finally escaped the Disney censors